The Best 15 Suga Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Suga jokes. There are some suga true jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suga story puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Suga Jokes and Puns

Sugar is the only word in English language in which "Su" is pronounced as "Shu".

I am pretty sure about it.

Did you know sugar is the only word that begins with an 's' that makes a 'sh' sound?

I'm sure of it.


A blonde would wake up every morning, go into the kitchen, carefully open the lid of the sugar container, look into it and then close it.

This made her new boyfriend very curious. So one day he asked her why she did that. She replied, "My doctor asked me to check my sugar level every day."

Suga joke, Sugar

Sugar is a gateway drug

It gets you addicted to coke

I could never be a sugar daddy

I'm cheap and unhealthy. So I'd prefer to be called a high fructose corn syrup father.

I like my sugar the same way I like my women


How did me and my sugar make our little rosemary?

When things got spicy, it ended with my cumin cider.

Suga joke, How did me and my sugar make our little rosemary?

Why was the sugar out of the office?

Because it was on granule leave!

Sugar and sperm (true story)

During a Science class...

Teacher: Human sperm has sugar as one of his main ingredients.

Female student: Teacher, if it has sugar why it's not sweet?

Teacher: because the area that detects sweetness is the tongue, not the throat.

Why was the sugar ant on my dads car?

Because it was a sweet ride.

(My student shared this with me today. Had to pass it on)

What did the sugar glider say to the squirrel?

I'll put some sugar on those nuts

You can explore suga teacher reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean suga human dad jokes. There are also suga puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

You can't sugar coat the truth with fat people...

Or they'd probably eat that too.

Sugar momma got diabeetus

I used to date this big girl who was rich and liked to buy me things. I used to call her my sugar mama until she got she's my splenda mama.

Went for a sugar test.

So I went to the lab for a sugar test. The lab guy wasn't impressed with the cup of sugar.

Sugardaddy and the Tale of a Failed Abortion

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the suga figure jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working suga ingredients piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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