The Best 9 Suffocate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Suffocate jokes. There are some suffocate durex jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suffocate gasoline puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Suffocate Jokes and Puns

Two ducks check into a hotel for their honeymoon. The we're making out and the male duck said I forgot to bring any condoms! So he phones reception to see if they can help out. Condoms? Of course sir. Should I put them on your bill? ...

No way! If you did that I'd suffocate!

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

If a were a serial killer I would kill my victims by sitting on their face until they suffocate

The media would call me the Assphyxiator

They say to use condoms if you don't want kids...

It totally works! Once you stretch it over their head, they suffocate it in a matter of minutes!

A guy sprayed so much body spray, causing a few people to suffocate...

He was registered as an axe murderer.


Did you hear about the priest who would suffocate his victims with vegetables?

After finding his latest victim, the headlines read: ANOTHER SOUL CLAIMED, LETTUCE PREY.

Why did the apple workers suffocate?

Environmentally speaking you really should reuse plastic bag's

To suffocate your children

Why did Queen Elizabeth I suffocate to death?

Because she had no heir.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the suffocate protect jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working suffocate smother piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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