sufferers Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious sufferers puns

It's pretty strange, doctors are now prescribing cannabis for arthritis sufferers...

I mean, the definition of arthritis is "inflammation of the joints"

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I registered to a website for constipation sufferers.

It won't let me logout.

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Insomnia sufferers. Look on the bright side, only 6 more sleeps until Christmas.

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I went to a club for sufferers of premature ejaculation and no one was there...

Guess I came too early.

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AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES : THESE REALLY WORK!!

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES : THESE REALLY WORK!!

 

 

 

 

 

                        1. TO AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES, GET SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

 

 

 

                        2 TO AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT-    USE THE SINK.

 

 

 

                        3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. [REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.]

 

 

 

                        4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

 

 

 

                        5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES - YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

 

 

 

                        6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE – OIL AND DUCT TAPE.    IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE OIL.     IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

 

 

 

                        7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

 

 

 

                        DAILY THOUGHT:

 

 

 

                        SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS.

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A team of scientists have invented a pill for sufferers of Alzheimer's to take daily.

They didn't think that through did they?

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I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome...

I want to know what makes them tic.

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Insomnia sufferers, look on the bright side.

only three more sleeps until christmas.

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Merry Christmas to all the paranoia sufferers out there....

Just remember, you are not alone.....

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What do you call two people with arthritis?

Joint sufferers

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Welcome to the website for sufferers of arthritis

Click to find out more

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What do you call a dating agency for well-to-do herpes sufferers?

Elite Shingles

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My premature ejaculation sufferers support meetings were going so well

I decided to stop coming.

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