The Best 8 Suffered Severe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Suffered Severe jokes. There are some suffered severe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suffered severe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Suffered Severe Jokes and Puns

My next door neighbor is a 90 year old man suffering from Alzheimer's

Every morning at 9 AM he knocks on my door and asks me if I've seen his wife.

Which means every morning at 9 AM I have to explain to a 90 year old man suffering from Alzheimer's that his wife has been dead for several years.

I could move. I could just not answer the door. But it's worth it to me to answer that door every morning at 9 AM and tell this 90 year old man suffering from Alzheimer's that his wife is dead just to see the smile on his face.

Onomatopoeia

A man walks into a doctor's office. He describes his symptoms to the doctor, and the doctor decides to run some blood tests on him to figure out the problem. After the test results come back, the doctor approaches the man and says, "Sir, I'm sorry, but you're suffering from a severe case of Onomatopoeia." The man, looking frightened, replies, "Onomatopoeia...what is that?"
Said the doctor, "It's just what it sounds like."

I went to see a doctor.

I said, "My girlfriend says I'm suffering from severe paranoia."

"What do you want me to do?" he asked.

I said, "Stop having sex with her."

A Doctor was addressing a large audience.

The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake.

School Essay Test

A teacher says to her class Tomorrow morning there will be a set essay writing exam. You are all to be on your best form and well rested overnight

One lad pipes up with a smirk What if we are suffering from severe sexual exhaustion Miss?

Well, she replies you'll just have to try to write with your other hand!


I almost had a heart attack at the circus

I was suffering severe jest pains

Did you hear about that guy who committed suicide in a crater

He was suffering from severe depression.

Doctor: I'm afraid that it was a severe allergy that led to you suffering an anaphylactic shock.

Patient: Enough medical mumbo-jumbo doc. Just give it to me in a nutshell.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the suffered severe jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working suffered severe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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