The Best 89 Suffer Jokes
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Why did the drug addict suffer an overdose of cocaine?
Because he crossed the line...
Here's another Diarrhea joke
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, then does one enjoy it?
I left 10 minutes before the fire alarm went off..
I now suffer from premature evacuation.
I told my wife she had to buy me a fathers day present.
I mean, why should I suffer just because she had a miscarrage?
After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday....
But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, ΒFuck it, soldier on!Β
So a college teacher is talking to his male students...
"Access to the women's dorms is strictly prohibited. If someone is caught there for the first time, they will suffer a fine of 100 dollars. The second offence will involve a 300 dollar fine. Getting caught there for the third time will cost you a hefty fine of 500 dollars."
Suddenly, a student in the back raises his hand and asks:
"How much for a semester pass?"
"My relationship with golf is starting to suffer"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah.. We're going through a rough patch"
I suffer from terrible insomnia
But on the bright side it's only three more sleeps till Christmas.
Do you know cat owners are 50% less likely to suffer from a heart attack
mainly because their hearts are already broken
The doctors say I suffer from insanity, but they have it all wrong.
I enjoy every minute of it.
Four old women were sitting on a bench
There were four old women sitting on a bench, minding there own business. When out of no where a streaker runs up to them and stops in front if the bench. Three of the women suffer a heart attack, the fourth has a stroke.
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I read that 1 in 5 women suffer from mental illness
so I guess that means the other 4 must enjoy it.
I suffer from tinnitus and my least favorite letter in the alphabet is...
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I'm addicted to having money in the bank.
And I really do suffer from withdrawals.
What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?
Reptile disfunction
I've suffered from identity crisis since I was a little boy.
I mean girl.
My doctor told me I suffer from Anorexia...
... like it's not enough that I'm fat.
I'm speechless
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
I'm addicted to poverty
If my bank account has money in it I suffer withdrawal.
1 out of 4 suffer from a mental illness
Does this mean that the other 3 *enjoy* it?
I was suffering from pinkeye for a long time until I found www.curing-conjunctivitis.com
It was a site for sore eyes
I used to suffer from delusions that I was a bland, flavourless cut of meat...
but now I'm cured.
Two Irish men came down to give Mrs. O'Mally some bad news.
"We have some terrible news about your beloved husband, he fell into a vat of beer and drowned."
"Oh my poor Patrick" she moaned "At least he died a sudden death and didn't suffer."
"Well I don't know about that Mrs. O'Mally, he got out three times to go pee."
Scientists say four out of five people suffer from diarrhea...
I'm just wondering, does that mean that *one* other person enjoys it?
Why are friendzone'd guys always sick?
They suffer from m'ladies
Did you know there are 3 rings in a relationship?
The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer ring
I heard Starbucks is trying to hire a lot more refugees
Those poor art majors are going to suffer, then
1 out of 5 people suffer from loneliness.
So, if you look around and you don't see the other 4 people, they're out having fun without you.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Asked the Priest for forgiveness because I ate a dog today
Asked the Priest for forgiveness because I ate a dog today.
He said I would suffer eternal dalmatian.
What comes after the engagement ring and the wedding ring?
The suffer ring.
What type of chips suffer from allergies?
Nachoos
I heard the 3 out of 5 people suffer from cancer
The other 2 must be enjoying it!
Do you suffer from schizophrenia?
Just remember you're not alone
To all the people who stand up as soon as the plane has landed...
You must suffer from premature evacuation.
If you suffer from mental illness, it always helps to remember you are not alone.
Unless the mental illness is schizophrenia
Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it??
After both suffering from depression, my wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better.
I want to create a convention for Irish folks who suffer with leprosy.
I'll call it Leper-Con.
Half price admission for the wee folk.
Doctor: I'm sorry John, but you suffer from Auto Correct Syndrome
John: I didn't even know I was I'll
I suffered a work-related injury on the set of the new "The Land Before Time" movie, but was told my insurance wouldn't pay for it
I asked them why but the rep. just said "we don't cover pre-existing conditions."
When I was in middle school, my "friends" used to force me to eat vegetables until I almost threw up.
They even started sending me pictures of vegetables on the internet, threatening to make me eat lettuce until I was sick. To this day, I still suffer from the effects of their rampant and traumatic fiber-bullying.
I feel bad for children of gay parents
They either suffer from twice as many dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mother"
What has four legs, two mouths, is very scary and has the power to make a man suffer indescribable torment?
My pregnant wife.
What does a person obsessed with IKEA suffer from?
Stock-home Syndrome
I suffer from CDO.
It's OCD with the letters in the correct order.
[A LITTLE SPICY] Why is Communism better than Fascism?
In Fascism, minorities suffer and are discriminated, while in Communism, everyone suffers!
If 4 out of 5 people suffer with depression in their lifetime
Does that mean one actually enjoys it?
Do you suffer from an addiction to water?
Can you not live without your water?
Do you try to quit, and come back to drinking water again?
Do you suffer from any of the following withdrawal symptoms when trying to quit?
* Headache?
* Fatigue?
* Dry throat?
* Dry mouth?
* Darker urine?
* Craving more water?
* Hunger?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, please call the water addiction hotline, 1-5-STOP-WATER.
A fortune teller told me I'd suffer awful heart break in 12 years.
To cheer myself up I bought a puppy.
My doctor told me that I suffer from paranoia.
I think someone paid him to say it.
If you suffer from schizophrenia
Don't worry, you're not alone
If you suffer from short term memory loss
If you suffer from short term memory loss
If you suffer from short term memory loss
I could've sworn I've done this already
Do you suffer from anxiety that an intruder may be hiding in your room?
You're not alone.
My husband died after falling into a giant vat of coffee at work.
He didn't suffer, it was instant.
Did you hear that they make a webpage for people who suffer from chronic eye pain?
It's a site for sore eyes.
I feel bad for children of gay couples.
They either suffer twice as many dad jokes or an endless cycle of ask your mother.
Scientists have determined that 39% of couples, suffer pain after eating this one food.
Wedding Cake.
Put-the-fork-down and walk away...
The first 5G cell phone mast in town is put up
Suddenly, all sorts of people develop medical conditions. A citizens' initiative against the mast is formed. A public hearing is organized with the mayor and representatives of the telecom company. The people bring forward all the ailments they suffer from since the mast was erected.
The telecom technician replies: "For God's sake, what will be going on when we then put the mast into operation?"
Doctors say 4 out of 5 people suffer with diarrhea
That means one guy likes it.
Why did the wizards show up to battle empty handed?
Their weapons were at a staff meeting.
Yes, yes. Groan, downvote, and move on. It popped into my head and I shouldn't have to suffer alone.
I carve all my pumpkins in September.
I suffer with premature ejackolantern
"Your husband died by drowning in one of our beer tanks!"
... said the beer company reps to the woman having just learned about the unfortunate event
"Do you know ... did he suffer?" asks the woman in tears
"We honestly don't think he did.
He came out a few times to pee"
I formed a support group for people who suffer from Agoraphobia.
Unfortunately it didn't work out. Everyone wanted to have it at their place.
What does a president who cant get his votes up suffer from?
Electile dysfunction
A fortune teller told me that, in 12 years time, I'd suffer terrible heartbreak.
So, to cheer myself up, I bought a puppy.
Doctor: "Does anybody in your family suffer from mental illness?"
Me: "No... so far as I can tell, they seem to enjoy it."
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Sorry, I suffer from premature congratulation.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia.
Merry Christmas.
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up
I now suffer from anxiety and depression
My doctor asked if I suffer from insanity.
I replied: No, I enjoy every minute of it.
Do you suffer from chronic masturbation?
As a therapist i can help. We can beat it together.
My friend just sent me a phenomenal joke and I'm mad at her for being funnier than I am. Suffer with me.
Two guys are walking through the debris of a terrible accident. There are decaying bodies all around. The air is heavy and foreboding. The stench is putrid.
One of them starts having a coughing fit because the smell is so overwhelming. The other guy goes, hey are you alright? What's with all the coughing? Do you need your inhaler?
The coughing guy goes it's miasma....
If you are suffering from acute depression, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed....
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Tragedy at the Guiness brewery
Paddy O Reilly works at the Guiness brewery, one day Mrs O Reilly gets a knock on the door, it's the manager.....he tells her there was a terrible accident and her husband drowned in a vat of Guiness.
She is devastated and finally manages to sob...please tell me he went quickly and didnt suffer.
The manager replied, I'm afraid not, in fact he got out 3 times to pee
A fortune teller told me I'd suffer a tragic heartbreaking loss in 12 years
So to cheer myself up I got a puppy
I suffer from crippling narcissism.
I'm a victim of it.
Doctors say 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea.
That means one person enjoys it
Recently, a fortune teller told me that in about 12 years I would suffer terrible heartbreak.
So, to cheer myself up, I went and bought a puppy.
Aspirations
A young boy one day decided to make his desire to become a big writer.
"I want to write things that the people will read all around the world, something that the people will react with a very high emotional level such as scream, cry, get mad and make them suffer" He said.
Now he works at Microsoft and he writes error messages.
A wannabe rich woman once bought an expensive fur coat
A wannabe rich woman once bought and expensive fur coat which didn't sit well with her 14 year old daughter.
Mom, do you realise that some poor, dumb beast had to suffer so you could get that? She said
The woman, infuriated by her daughter's comment said 'how dare you speak about your father like that!'
Doctor: I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.
Patient: What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!
Doctor: Nine.
To those of you suffering from paranoia
Just remember you are not alone
I suffer from a rare form of kleptomania that causes me to steal people kitchen utensils.
it's just a whisk I'm willing to take.
This is a joke from my girlfriend who I didn't know was a dad.
We were talking about how after moving to and english speaking country our main languages skills had to suffer. So she said:
"I guess I'm byelingual". I'm proud of her.
I suffer from Kleptomania....
...Sometimes, when it gets bad, I take something for it.
To everyone out there suffering from paranoiaβ¦
β¦Just remember you're not alone.
Alcoholism
Doctor: "Do you suffer from Alcoholism?"
Patient: "No, I actually enjoy it quite a lot."
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