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Because he crossed the line...
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, then does one enjoy it?
I now suffer from premature evacuation.
I mean, why should I suffer just because she had a miscarrage?
But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, ΒFuck it, soldier on!Β
"Access to the women's dorms is strictly prohibited. If someone is caught there for the first time, they will suffer a fine of 100 dollars. The second offence will involve a 300 dollar fine. Getting caught there for the third time will cost you a hefty fine of 500 dollars."
Suddenly, a student in the back raises his hand and asks:
"How much for a semester pass?"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah.. We're going through a rough patch"
But on the bright side it's only three more sleeps till Christmas.
mainly because their hearts are already broken
I enjoy every minute of it.
There were four old women sitting on a bench, minding there own business. When out of no where a streaker runs up to them and stops in front if the bench. Three of the women suffer a heart attack, the fourth has a stroke.
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so I guess that means the other 4 must enjoy it.
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And I really do suffer from withdrawals.
Reptile disfunction
I mean girl.
... like it's not enough that I'm fat.
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
If my bank account has money in it I suffer withdrawal.
Does this mean that the other 3 *enjoy* it?
It was a site for sore eyes
but now I'm cured.
"We have some terrible news about your beloved husband, he fell into a vat of beer and drowned."
"Oh my poor Patrick" she moaned "At least he died a sudden death and didn't suffer."
"Well I don't know about that Mrs. O'Mally, he got out three times to go pee."
I'm just wondering, does that mean that *one* other person enjoys it?
They suffer from m'ladies
The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer ring
Those poor art majors are going to suffer, then
So, if you look around and you don't see the other 4 people, they're out having fun without you.
... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Asked the Priest for forgiveness because I ate a dog today.
He said I would suffer eternal dalmatian.
The suffer ring.
Nachoos
The other 2 must be enjoying it!
Just remember you're not alone
You must suffer from premature evacuation.
Unless the mental illness is schizophrenia
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it??
But once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better.
I'll call it Leper-Con.
Half price admission for the wee folk.
John: I didn't even know I was I'll
I asked them why but the rep. just said "we don't cover pre-existing conditions."
They even started sending me pictures of vegetables on the internet, threatening to make me eat lettuce until I was sick. To this day, I still suffer from the effects of their rampant and traumatic fiber-bullying.
They either suffer from twice as many dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mother"
My pregnant wife.
Stock-home Syndrome
It's OCD with the letters in the correct order.
In Fascism, minorities suffer and are discriminated, while in Communism, everyone suffers!
Does that mean one actually enjoys it?
Can you not live without your water?
Do you try to quit, and come back to drinking water again?
Do you suffer from any of the following withdrawal symptoms when trying to quit?
* Headache?
* Fatigue?
* Dry throat?
* Dry mouth?
* Darker urine?
* Craving more water?
* Hunger?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, please call the water addiction hotline, 1-5-STOP-WATER.
To cheer myself up I bought a puppy.
I think someone paid him to say it.
Don't worry, you're not alone
If you suffer from short term memory loss
I could've sworn I've done this already
You're not alone.
He didn't suffer, it was instant.
It's a site for sore eyes.
They either suffer twice as many dad jokes or an endless cycle of ask your mother.
Wedding Cake.
Put-the-fork-down and walk away...
Suddenly, all sorts of people develop medical conditions. A citizens' initiative against the mast is formed. A public hearing is organized with the mayor and representatives of the telecom company. The people bring forward all the ailments they suffer from since the mast was erected.
The telecom technician replies: "For God's sake, what will be going on when we then put the mast into operation?"
That means one guy likes it.
Their weapons were at a staff meeting.
Yes, yes. Groan, downvote, and move on. It popped into my head and I shouldn't have to suffer alone.
I suffer with premature ejackolantern
... said the beer company reps to the woman having just learned about the unfortunate event
"Do you know ... did he suffer?" asks the woman in tears
"We honestly don't think he did.
He came out a few times to pee"
Unfortunately it didn't work out. Everyone wanted to have it at their place.
Electile dysfunction
So, to cheer myself up, I bought a puppy.
Me: "No... so far as I can tell, they seem to enjoy it."
Sorry, I suffer from premature congratulation.
Claustrophobia.
Merry Christmas.
I now suffer from anxiety and depression
I replied: No, I enjoy every minute of it.
As a therapist i can help. We can beat it together.
Two guys are walking through the debris of a terrible accident. There are decaying bodies all around. The air is heavy and foreboding. The stench is putrid.
One of them starts having a coughing fit because the smell is so overwhelming. The other guy goes, hey are you alright? What's with all the coughing? Do you need your inhaler?
The coughing guy goes it's miasma....
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Paddy O Reilly works at the Guiness brewery, one day Mrs O Reilly gets a knock on the door, it's the manager.....he tells her there was a terrible accident and her husband drowned in a vat of Guiness.
She is devastated and finally manages to sob...please tell me he went quickly and didnt suffer.
The manager replied, I'm afraid not, in fact he got out 3 times to pee
So to cheer myself up I got a puppy
I'm a victim of it.
That means one person enjoys it
So, to cheer myself up, I went and bought a puppy.
A young boy one day decided to make his desire to become a big writer.
"I want to write things that the people will read all around the world, something that the people will react with a very high emotional level such as scream, cry, get mad and make them suffer" He said.
Now he works at Microsoft and he writes error messages.
A wannabe rich woman once bought and expensive fur coat which didn't sit well with her 14 year old daughter.
Mom, do you realise that some poor, dumb beast had to suffer so you could get that? She said
The woman, infuriated by her daughter's comment said 'how dare you speak about your father like that!'
Patient: What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!
Doctor: Nine.
Just remember you are not alone
it's just a whisk I'm willing to take.
We were talking about how after moving to and english speaking country our main languages skills had to suffer. So she said:
"I guess I'm byelingual". I'm proud of her.
...Sometimes, when it gets bad, I take something for it.
β¦Just remember you're not alone.
Doctor: "Do you suffer from Alcoholism?"
Patient: "No, I actually enjoy it quite a lot."
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