The Best 8 Sues Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sues jokes. There are some sues nambla jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sues defamation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sues Jokes and Puns

A woman sues a man for defamation of character, charging that he called her a pig.

The man is found guilty and made to pay damages. After the trial, he asks the judge, Does this mean that I can no longer call Ms. Harding a pig?

The judge says, That is correct.

And does it mean that I can't call a pig Ms. Harding?

No, says the judge, you are free to call a pig Ms. Harding. There is no crime in that.

The man looks Ms. Harding in the eye and says, Good afternoon, Ms. Harding.

3 men walk into a bar. The first one gets naked and sells his clothes. The second one punches himself with a chair and sues the barman. The third one challenges a service dog to a dance-off for a reward. Who made the biggest profit that night?

Their drug dealer

A right-wing law firm is trying to overturn Roe v Wade.

They find their test plaintiff, a man whose daughter had gotten an abortion after he forbade it. The firm sues the doctors, and the appeals go all the way to the Supreme Court, exactly as intended. The Court even agrees to hear the case ... only to uphold Roe v Wade, 5 - 4.

All in all, it was a classic case of abort, retry, fail.

What do you call it when one law firm sues another law firm?

A bar fight.

What happened when The Cat in the Hat attacks his surgeon

The Dr Sues.


Man sues Quantas for misplaced luggage

He lost the case

What do you call a cat that sues a cat?

A Clawsuit!

Did you hear about the guy who got gangrene in his leg and they cut off the wrong leg? Yeah man it was really messed up. So then of course they had to cut the other leg off, ya know, because it had gangrene. So he sues the doctor right? And the messed up part is the judge throws it out of court.

Yeah he said he didn't have a leg to stand on!

(You have to tell it like it's not a joke until you reach the punch line. Gets people every time)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sues veterinary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sues suing piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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