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70 sued jokes and hilarious sued puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sued that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short sued jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sued humour may include short sue me jokes also.

  1. TIL "sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound. At least, I'm pretty sure...
    FP
  2. Fun fact: "sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound. . . At least, I'm pretty sure that's correct.
  3. I failed my chemistry lab exam. I was in the middle of performing a chemical reaction but I got sued by the Fine Bros.
  4. The worst part about spring... Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction.
  5. Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.
  6. Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12... ....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu
  7. TIL "Sugar" is the only "su"-word in the english language that makes the "sh"-sound! (I haven't actually fact-checked this one, but I'm pretty sure it's correct)
  8. So, bill gates and Steve Jobs walk into a bar... and I got sued for millions because I used both of their names in the same sentence.
  9. A man lost his luggage in an airport , so he sued the airport... Needless to say, he lost the case.
  10. Sugar is the only word in English language in which "Su" is pronounced as "Shu". I am pretty sure about it.

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Sued joke, Sugar is the only word in English language in which "Su" is pronounced as "Shu".


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about sued can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of sued puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Sued One Liners

Which sued one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sued? I can suggest the ones about suing and sue name.

  1. A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
  2. I am suing American Airlines for losing my luggage Update: I lost the case
  3. If a parsley farmer is sued... can they garnish his wages?
  4. I sued the airport for losing my luggage I lost my case
  5. I sued the airlines after they lost my luggage. I lost the case.
  6. Why did the oil covered seagull get sued? There can only be one goo gull
  7. A man was suing an airline for losing his luggage Unfortunately he lost his case
  8. I sued Delta Airlines for misplacing my luggage But I lost my case.
  9. I can't believe I'm being sued for negligence I didn't even do anything!
  10. A man who sued an airline for misplacing his luggage Unfortunataly lost his case.
  11. I had an allergic reaction to peanuts Then I got sued by the Finebros
  12. How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya !!!
  13. Basketball sued Tennis for no reason Now they have to go to court
  14. Why was the doctor Sued for malpractice? He lost his patience.
  15. A man sued an airplane company for misplacing his luggage. He lost his case.

Sued joke, A man sued an airplane company for misplacing his luggage.

Fun-Filled Sued Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about sued you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean suited jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make sued prank.

My wife sued for divorce because she said I couldn't get an e**....

I had evidence to the contrary, but it wouldn't stand up in court.

I visited America recently...

..and got really into the local culture, I was walking along one morning and guy said 'Have a nice day!' and I didn't, so I sued him. --Milton Jones

s**... after Surgery

A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in s**....
A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight!"

I ate peanut butter and got an allergic reaction.

I got sued.

Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and sued the construction company for using poor material for building the wall

I have a shellfish allergy and I got an allergic reaction to it

So The Fine Brothers sued me

Ever hear about that guy who sued the door factory?

It was an open and shut case.

A man is sued and goes to court...

A man is sued for calling a lady a cow during a heated exchange at work. The man is asked by the judge to pay a small fine to the madam which he does immediately. Just before leaving the courtroom, the man and the judge have the following conversation:
"Your honor, may I ask you a question?"
"By all means sir"
"If i were to call a cow a madam, would I still have to pay a fine?"
"Of course not, that's crazy"
"Thank you your honor"
The man then turns to the woman and says:
"Have a good day madam"
And proceeds to walk out of tthe courtroom
(My dad just told me this in Serbian and it sounded better but this sort of works. Hope you get some gags!)

TIL U2 got sued over copyright and didn't have money to afford a lawyer. The ACLU stepped in for free and they won the case.

It was pro Bono.

TIL: A man sued Quiznos after being hospitalized for an allergic reaction when he received another guests sandwich.

woops, wrong sub

A company testing on animals just got sued for testing a chapstick on horses that made their lips burn off.

They called it neigh-balm.

Did you hear about the guy who sued a banana?

He won the initial case but lost on the banana's appeal.

An englishman was sued for discrimination after firing all the redheads from his s**... club.

He was able to get off Scot-free.

Larry sued Mary after she banned him from using the printer

It was a matter of copyright.

I sued the airport for misplacing my luggage

They lost the case

What does Meghan Trainor say when she's sued for copyright infringement?

Now I'm in treble

If only Microsoft had named their newest operating system "X" instead of 10

they could've sued Apple for copyright infringement

Man hires a lawyer when he got sued for embezzlement

Lawyer: Relax, you won't be going to jail with that amount of cash.
The man felt relieved.
Indeed, he was penniless by the time he ended up in jail.

Diaper companies should be sued for false advertising.

Not once have they held the 22-37 pounds they promised.

Pornhub was sued a few months ago by xhamster

The trial was long and hard, but ended with a hung jury

Did you hear about the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost the case

A woman was having surgery

A woman was having surgery to have her left leg amputated, due to gangrene. Unfortunately, the doctor mistakenly removed her right leg.
Realising his mistake while she was still under anaesthesia, he proceeded to remove her left left.
Later on, she sued the doctor for malpractice, but the jury did not come back in her favor.
They said she didn't have a leg to stand on!

A donkey and his farmer were hauling some corn on an old road

when a wheel broke, cracking the road underneath. The township sued the farmer for road repairs, but a judge dismissed the case stating "it's not the a**...'s fault asphalt has faults"

Did you hear about the guy who slipped on a banana and sued?

He won the trial, but he got overturned on a peel.

When I was circumcised they accidentally took a little extra off.

They ended up using it as skin grafts for a pair of twin's eyelids.
Now I'm getting sued by the parents because they're a little c**...-eyed.

Nancy Pelosi has sued Stanford Hospital, saying that "after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in s**...".

A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight.

What happened to the man that sued the airport over his missing luggage

He lost his case

I sued a flight company for losing my luggage

I lost my case

My uncle got rich the American way

He tripped over things and sued people.

Sue has lunch with her blonde friend, Mary.

Sue offers to pay because she recently got a whole bunch of money. Mary asks her how, and she says a man hit her with his car so she sued him.
The next day, Mary shows up with a wedding ring on her finger. Sue asks what happened, and she says, "a guy hit me with his car, so I did just what you would have done. I Mary'd him!"

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.

After the trial he asked the judge "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?" The judge said that was true.
Does this also mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked. The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.
With that the man turned to his accuser and said "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson".

Did you hear about the guy who sued the airlines because they misplaced his luggage?

He lost the case.

A Bar opened opposite a Mosque!

The angry congregants of the Mosque prayed daily against the business....
Days later the Bar was struck by lightning and caught fire .
The Bar owner sued the Mosque authorities for the cause , as an action by their prayer...
The Mosque denied all responsibility!
So, the judge commented:
It's difficult to decide the case because we have a Bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and an entire group of Mosque congregants that does not believe in it !!!
The case is hereby dismissed!

Read the whole thing, it's worth it

A woman sued a hospital stating that after recent treatment, her husband has lost interest in s**...
The hospital in their defense stated all we did was correct his eyesight

My mum's favourite piece of advice to give me when I was growing up was, "Whenever life puts an obstacle in your way, the best way to deal with it is to tackle it head on".

I used to think she was wise but now I'm nursing a concussion and being sued for damages, since my neighbor parked in front of my driveway last week.

When I was in America, I really got into the culture.

I went into the shop and the guy said 'Have a nice day' and I didn't. So I sued him.

I sued the airport the other day because they didn't want to give me my luggage

Guess what, I lost the case

Did you know about the guy who got sued for never paying for WinRAR?

Heard he's still on trial

You're so ugly...

You're so ugly that when you were told 'you have a face only a mother could love' your Mum sued them for defamation of character.

Sued joke, I sued the airport for losing my luggage

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