The Best 59 Sued Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Sued jokes. There are some sued allege jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sued infringement puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Sued Jokes and Puns
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.
Sadly, he lost his case.
My wife sued for divorce because she said I couldn't get an erection.
I had evidence to the contrary, but it wouldn't stand up in court.
So, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs walk into a bar...
and I got sued for millions because I used both of their names in the same sentence.
I visited America recently...
..and got really into the local culture, I was walking along one morning and guy said 'Have a nice day!' and I didn't, so I sued him. --Milton Jones
TIL in 1970, Xerox Corp sued IBM for patent infringement.
Who would thought Xerox would get upset over somebody copying.
Sex after Surgery
A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight!"
U2 sued someone.
The lawyer agreed to take the case pro-Bono.
I had an allergic reaction to peanuts
Then I got sued by the Finebros
I failed my chemistry lab exam.
I was in the middle of performing a chemical reaction but I got sued by the Fine Bros.
I ate peanut butter and got an allergic reaction.
I got sued.
I was given ultimatum by fine bros for reacting on their reaction videos.
I reacted by proclaiming, "I will never react to your videos again."
Now i am being sued.
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Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?
There can only be one goo gull
Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and sued the construction company for using poor material for building the wall
I have a shellfish allergy and I got an allergic reaction to it
So The Fine Brothers sued me
If a parsley farmer is sued...
can they garnish his wages?
The worst part about spring...
Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction.
Ever hear about that guy who sued the door factory?
It was an open and shut case.
A man is sued and goes to court...
A man is sued for calling a lady a cow during a heated exchange at work. The man is asked by the judge to pay a small fine to the madam which he does immediately. Just before leaving the courtroom, the man and the judge have the following conversation:
"Your honor, may I ask you a question?"
"By all means sir"
"If i were to call a cow a madam, would I still have to pay a fine?"
"Of course not, that's crazy"
"Thank you your honor"
The man then turns to the woman and says:
"Have a good day madam"
And proceeds to walk out of tthe courtroom
(My dad just told me this in Serbian and it sounded better but this sort of works. Hope you get some gags!)
TIL U2 got sued over copyright and didn't have money to afford a lawyer. The ACLU stepped in for free and they won the case.
It was pro Bono.
TIL: A man sued Quiznos after being hospitalized for an allergic reaction when he received another guests sandwich.
woops, wrong sub
Have you heard about this man who took his mother-in-law to the zoo and threw her into the crocodile pool?
He is now being sued by SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles
A company testing on animals just got sued for testing a chapstick on horses that made their lips burn off.
They called it neigh-balm.
Did you hear about the guy who sued a banana?
He won the initial case but lost on the banana's appeal.
An englishman was sued for discrimination after firing all the redheads from his strip club.
He was able to get off Scot-free.
Larry sued Mary after she banned him from using the printer
It was a matter of copyright.
I sued the airport for misplacing my luggage
They lost the case
United Airlines is being sued for copyright infringement.
Killing the Wabbit is a registered trademark of Warner Bros, Inc.
A man sued an airplane company for misplacing his luggage.
He lost his case.
A man lost his luggage in an airport , so he sued the airport...
Needless to say, he lost the case.
Why did Chewbacca get sued over the title of his book on porcelain?
He called it "Hairy Potter"
What does Meghan Trainor say when she's sued for copyright infringement?
Now I'm in treble
What kind of shoes did Elvis's lawyer wear?
Blue sued shoes.
Getting sued for fiduciary negligence because I bet my investors' money on red and won, doubling my company's bankroll.
My friend burned Up at work today
Now he's being sued by Pixar for piracy
A Jew recently sued the German government retroactively for crimes against his religion.
The judge said "I think we should discuss this in my chamber"
If only Microsoft had named their newest operating system "X" instead of 10
they could've sued Apple for copyright infringement
Man hires a lawyer when he got sued for embezzlement
Lawyer: Relax, you won't be going to jail with that amount of cash.
The man felt relieved.
Indeed, he was penniless by the time he ended up in jail.
Diaper companies should be sued for false advertising.
Not once have they held the 22-37 pounds they promised.
Pornhub was sued a few months ago by xhamster
The trial was long and hard, but ended with a hung jury
Did you hear about the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?
He lost the case
A woman was having surgery
A woman was having surgery to have her left leg amputated, due to gangrene. Unfortunately, the doctor mistakenly removed her right leg.
Realising his mistake while she was still under anaesthesia, he proceeded to remove her left left.
Later on, she sued the doctor for malpractice, but the jury did not come back in her favor.
They said she didn't have a leg to stand on!
A donkey and his farmer were hauling some corn on an old road
when a wheel broke, cracking the road underneath. The township sued the farmer for road repairs, but a judge dismissed the case stating "it's not the ass's fault asphalt has faults"
Did you hear about the guy who slipped on a banana and sued?
He won the trial, but he got overturned on a peel.
I sued a hypnotist for fraud.
I won cause he couldn't persuade me not to sue him.
When I was circumcised they accidentally took a little extra off.
They ended up using it as skin grafts for a pair of twin's eyelids.
Now I'm getting sued by the parents because they're a little cock-eyed.
Nancy Pelosi has sued Stanford Hospital, saying that "after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex".
A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight.
What happened to the man that sued the airport over his missing luggage
He lost his case
I sued a flight company for losing my luggage
I lost my case
My uncle got rich the American way
He tripped over things and sued people.
Sue has lunch with her blonde friend, Mary.
Sue offers to pay because she recently got a whole bunch of money. Mary asks her how, and she says a man hit her with his car so she sued him.
The next day, Mary shows up with a wedding ring on her finger. Sue asks what happened, and she says, "a guy hit me with his car, so I did just what you would have done. I Mary'd him!"
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.
After the trial he asked the judge "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?" The judge said that was true.
Does this also mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked. The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.
With that the man turned to his accuser and said "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson".
Did you hear about the guy who sued the airlines because they misplaced his luggage?
He lost the case.
I sued the airlines after they lost my luggage.
I lost the case.
Basketball sued Tennis for no reason
Now they have to go to court
A man who sued an airline for misplacing his luggage
Unfortunataly lost his case.
A Bar opened opposite a Mosque!
The angry congregants of the Mosque prayed daily against the business....
Days later the Bar was struck by lightning and caught fire .
The Bar owner sued the Mosque authorities for the cause , as an action by their prayer...
The Mosque denied all responsibility!
So, the judge commented:
It's difficult to decide the case because we have a Bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and an entire group of Mosque congregants that does not believe in it !!!
The case is hereby dismissed!
Read the whole thing, it's worth it
A woman sued a hospital stating that after recent treatment, her husband has lost interest in sex
The hospital in their defense stated all we did was correct his eyesight
My mum's favourite piece of advice to give me when I was growing up was, "Whenever life puts an obstacle in your way, the best way to deal with it is to tackle it head on".
I used to think she was wise but now I'm nursing a concussion and being sued for damages, since my neighbor parked in front of my driveway last week.
When I was in America, I really got into the culture.
I went into the shop and the guy said 'Have a nice day' and I didn't. So I sued him.
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