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Sadly, he lost his case.
I had evidence to the contrary, but it wouldn't stand up in court.
and I got sued for millions because I used both of their names in the same sentence.
..and got really into the local culture, I was walking along one morning and guy said 'Have a nice day!' and I didn't, so I sued him. --Milton Jones
Who would thought Xerox would get upset over somebody copying.
A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight!"
Then I got sued by the Finebros
I was in the middle of performing a chemical reaction but I got sued by the Fine Bros.
I got sued.
I reacted by proclaiming, "I will never react to your videos again."
Now i am being sued.
There can only be one goo gull
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Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and sued the construction company for using poor material for building the wall
So The Fine Brothers sued me
can they garnish his wages?
Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction.
It was an open and shut case.
A man is sued for calling a lady a cow during a heated exchange at work. The man is asked by the judge to pay a small fine to the madam which he does immediately. Just before leaving the courtroom, the man and the judge have the following conversation:
"Your honor, may I ask you a question?"
"By all means sir"
"If i were to call a cow a madam, would I still have to pay a fine?"
"Of course not, that's crazy"
"Thank you your honor"
The man then turns to the woman and says:
"Have a good day madam"
And proceeds to walk out of tthe courtroom
(My dad just told me this in Serbian and it sounded better but this sort of works. Hope you get some gags!)
It was pro Bono.
woops, wrong sub
They called it neigh-balm.
He won the initial case but lost on the banana's appeal.
He was able to get off Scot-free.
It was a matter of copyright.
They lost the case
Killing the Wabbit is a registered trademark of Warner Bros, Inc.
He lost his case.
Needless to say, he lost the case.
Now I'm in treble
Blue sued shoes.
The judge said "I think we should discuss this in my chamber"
they could've sued Apple for copyright infringement
Lawyer: Relax, you won't be going to jail with that amount of cash.
The man felt relieved.
Indeed, he was penniless by the time he ended up in jail.
Not once have they held the 22-37 pounds they promised.
The trial was long and hard, but ended with a hung jury
They promised investors to only ever use a white board.
He lost the case
A woman was having surgery to have her left leg amputated, due to gangrene. Unfortunately, the doctor mistakenly removed her right leg.
Realising his mistake while she was still under anaesthesia, he proceeded to remove her left left.
Later on, she sued the doctor for malpractice, but the jury did not come back in her favor.
They said she didn't have a leg to stand on!
when a wheel broke, cracking the road underneath. The township sued the farmer for road repairs, but a judge dismissed the case stating "it's not the ass's fault asphalt has faults"
He won the trial, but he got overturned on a peel.
I won cause he couldn't persuade me not to sue him.
They ended up using it as skin grafts for a pair of twin's eyelids.
Now I'm getting sued by the parents because they're a little cock-eyed.
A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight.
He lost his case
I lost my case
He tripped over things and sued people.
Sue offers to pay because she recently got a whole bunch of money. Mary asks her how, and she says a man hit her with his car so she sued him.
The next day, Mary shows up with a wedding ring on her finger. Sue asks what happened, and she says, "a guy hit me with his car, so I did just what you would have done. I Mary'd him!"
After the trial he asked the judge "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?" The judge said that was true.
Does this also mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked. The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.
With that the man turned to his accuser and said "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson".
He lost the case.
I lost the case.
Now they have to go to court
Unfortunataly lost his case.
The angry congregants of the Mosque prayed daily against the business....
Days later the Bar was struck by lightning and caught fire .
The Bar owner sued the Mosque authorities for the cause , as an action by their prayer...
The Mosque denied all responsibility!
So, the judge commented:
It's difficult to decide the case because we have a Bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and an entire group of Mosque congregants that does not believe in it !!!
The case is hereby dismissed!
A woman sued a hospital stating that after recent treatment, her husband has lost interest in sex
The hospital in their defense stated all we did was correct his eyesight
I used to think she was wise but now I'm nursing a concussion and being sued for damages, since my neighbor parked in front of my driveway last week.
I went into the shop and the guy said 'Have a nice day' and I didn't. So I sued him.
Guess what, I lost the case
I didn't even do anything!
Heard he's still on trial
He lost his patience.
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