Sue Name Jokes
22 sue name jokes and hilarious sue name puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sue name that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sue Name Short Jokes
Short sue name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sue name humour may include short sue me jokes also.
- I used to date a girl called Sue denim.... Until I found out that it wasn't her real name.
- A baby sheep tried to sue an alcohol company for using his name on their product. The name has since been shortened to "Rini".
- What are some funny names using the same concept as Hugh Mungus?! Here's a couple:
Vijay Johnson aka Vijay J.
Sue Asside
Jenna Raider
Ray Quaza - I asked Johnny Cash who wrote the song "A Boy Named Sue?" He said "It was a girl named Ralph."
- There once was a lady named Sue... ..who didn't have much to do.
So she pulled out the vacuum,
and went to the bathroom,
and found a new way to go p**.... - There once was a Little Girl named Sue... She likes a lot of celebrities. But, every person she idolises commits s**.... Because they're Sue's idols! Hahaha?
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Sue Name One Liners
Which sue name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sue name? I can suggest the ones about suing and sued.
- How does a lawyer name their kids? Bill and Sue
- What did the lawyer name his baby? Sue
- What is a name for a female lawyer? Sue
- Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue.
Q: And his son?
A: Bill. - What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue
- What's the name of the lawyer's wife? Sue
Sue Name Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sue name you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean suits jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sue name pranks.
A dad joke that took some time
I have a friend named Michelle, but everyone calls her Mitz. I was at a bar once with Mitz and another woman named Sue. Someone we didn't know walked up and began chatting. Eventually, we got to introduce ourselves. Mitz went first, then Sue, so I, of course, introduced myself as Bishi.
They all looked at me like I was an idiot, but I loved every second of it.
There once was a lady named Sue...
There once was a lady named Sue
She didn't have much to do
So she pulled out the vacuum
and went to the bathroom
And found a new way to go p**...
**I just want to say this is not a repost. I wrote this Limerick, with the exception of the first two lines.*
Topical Jokes (5/22)
Hope everyone had a wonderful Wednesday but we can never escape the jokes!
First up, the FCC announced today that they would start to allow more s**... during peak kids' TV hours. So look out for PBS's new show starring Big Bird's cousin, Kandi Kanary, in "Sesame Red Light District".
Weird entertainment news, Paris Hilton has signed onto Cash Money Records. It's there she plans to rap under the emcee name, Li'l Self Respect.
More celebrities. Justin Bieber is now threatening to sue fans if they try to break into his home. Bieber also says he has a whole team of lawyers set up if any females try to break into his room despite the "no gurls allowed" sign.
Good news on the Catholic front, Pope Francis proclaimed that every single human has been redeemed. The Pope said, "God even forgave me for that time I got wasted and peed in the baptismal font so, seriously, stop bringing that up."
And more hopeful news, Vice President Biden told crowds today that the US is not in decline - which is expected for someone who hinges the US's status based on how many Slurpee flavors are available at 7-Eleven.
Just a quick set tonight but thanks for reading!
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? Betty Sue was the name of the horse I went there to bet on."
She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later he is reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."