Sudden Unexpected Jokes
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Hilarious Sudden Unexpected Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
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Mr and Mrs Lee unexpectedly had their baby early
So they named him SUDDEN LEE
Bilbo wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing.
It was an unexpected Journey.
A girl was studying French, and doing very well at it.
One day, she asked her teacher Do you know anything about Spanish? For I know everything there is to know about French, and I need a new language.
The teacher responded What a sudden change! And why would you possibly ask me, your French teacher? This was completely unexpected!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
How do you call an unexpected Chinese guy?
Sudden-Lee
Unexpected morning s**...:
I stumbled into the kitchen to see my wife cooking our usual breakfast of soft-boiled eggs and toast.
Barely awake, I thought perhaps I was dreaming when she suddenly took off her gown and demanded I make love with her there and then.
Soon finished, she turned back to the stove and said thanks . I said, My pleasure, dear, you seemed so inspired, thank you!
Dryly, she drawled, Don't get used to it, the egg timer's broken.
Bilbo Baggins turns on the radio.
After a lengthy commercial break, the DJ suddenly jumps right into a new song.
"Just a small town girl..."
Bilbo was surprised, and delighted: this was unexpected Journey.
Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing .
It was an unexpected Journey.
A Chinese boy was unexpectedly born early...
He was named "sudden Lee"
I hate talking about my sudden unexpected erections...
But sometimes it just comes up.
Two Mexican men have just crossed the border into the U.S.
They are now wandering through the Arizona desert. In short time, they become lost amongst the sand, praying for any sign of civilization. They spend days out there, and are on the verge of death from heat and starvation.
When suddenly, a shining oasis appears before them. The water is crystal clear and it is surrounded with lush foliage. And in the center is one specific tree. It is a majestic plant and from it's branches hang the most unexpected of things.
Bacon. Delicious, crispy bacon. Enough to feed a man for days. Without even thinking, one of the men bolts for the oasis, desperate for food and water. As he reaches the half way point, from behind the tree springs forth a man wielding a machine gun. The poor immigrant is gunned down and lays in the sand, dieing. His friend runs to him and says
> Miguel, are you alright? What happened to you?
To which the man responds, looking up at his friend with his dieing breath
> Pedro, it is not a bacon tree...it is a hambush.
A man walks into the bar toilet, chooses a cabin, sits on the seat. He sees someone else's feet in the next cabin..
..not minding him and trying to evacuate his bowels, suddenly, the man right next to him says "Hi..". Our protagonist, startled by this totally unexpected awkward salutation responds "hi?"... then the man continues "how are you doing?" our man answers "doing fine, how about you?"... the other man says "what are you up to?" ... our protagonist says "well, I came here to drink a beer after work, and you?"... the other man then says, "sorry honey, I have to hang up. this idiot in the other cabin keeps answering my questions."
Library Inventory
A librarian in a small book collection is just finishing up the process of cataloging his physical inventory and is combing through the stacks to double-check his work. Suddenly, he sees a bit of crinkled cover just peeking out behind a shelf in the very back of the building. Confused, he steps quietly over, reaches down, and gently wriggles the attached book free.
In his hands is an old, dusty copy of the The Hobbit, which he knows he hasn't included in his count. He's never even seen this book before! He quickly shuffles to the back room and sits down at his computer. Tapping away, he records the title, print date and location, and inventory code number. Unfortunately, right as he was entering the author name, about to finally finish long months of recording, he threw an unexpected Tolkien error.
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Sudden Unexpected One Liners
Which sudden unexpected one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sudden unexpected? I can suggest the ones about suddenly and most unexpected.
- Mr and Mrs Lee unexpectedly had their baby early So they named him SUDDEN LEE
- Bilbo wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing. It was an unexpected Journey.
- How do you call an unexpected Chinese guy? Sudden-Lee
- Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing . It was an unexpected Journey.
- A Chinese boy was unexpectedly born early... He was named "sudden Lee"
- I hate talking about my sudden unexpected erections... But sometimes it just comes up.