The Best 9 Sudden Unexpected Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sudden Unexpected jokes. There are some sudden unexpected jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sudden unexpected puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sudden Unexpected Jokes and Puns

Mr and Mrs Lee unexpectedly had their baby early

So they named him SUDDEN LEE

Bilbo wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing.

It was an unexpected Journey.

A girl was studying French, and doing very well at it.

One day, she asked her teacher Do you know anything about Spanish? For I know everything there is to know about French, and I need a new language.

The teacher responded What a sudden change! And why would you possibly ask me, your French teacher? This was completely unexpected!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

How do you call an unexpected Chinese guy?


Unexpected morning sex:

I stumbled into the kitchen to see my wife cooking our usual breakfast of soft-boiled eggs and toast.
Barely awake, I thought perhaps I was dreaming when she suddenly took off her gown and demanded I make love with her there and then.
Soon finished, she turned back to the stove and said thanks . I said, My pleasure, dear, you seemed so inspired, thank you!

Dryly, she drawled, Don't get used to it, the egg timer's broken.

Bilbo Baggins turns on the radio.

After a lengthy commercial break, the DJ suddenly jumps right into a new song.

"Just a small town girl..."

Bilbo was surprised, and delighted: this was unexpected Journey.

Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing .

It was an unexpected Journey.

A Chinese boy was unexpectedly born early...

He was named "sudden Lee"

I hate talking about my sudden unexpected erections...

But sometimes it just comes up.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sudden unexpected jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sudden unexpected piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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