Suction Jokes
10 suction jokes and hilarious suction puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about suction that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fun-Filled Suction Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What is a good suction joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I told my son that I found his hamster in our vacuum cleaner.
With tears in his eyes he said, "Please get a new one, daddy..."
"I was thinking the same," I said, "the suction is absolutely terrible."
Mr T and I were thinking about scaling a glass wall.
We were looking at the standard equipment and the fancy equipment too. I selected the most basic suction device for my ascent, and suggested Mr T do likewise.
He looked at me and said, "I ain't using no plain s**...!"
A very overweight man walks into a hospital and asks to book an appointment for lipo suction
The doctor replied: 'I'll see if I can squeeze you in.'
Trump Tower and Michael Phelps
Between michael phelps and Trump Tower, it has been the biggest week for suction cups in the history of mankind.
How do they make bras for octopi?
With suction cups.
Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?
It had suction cups.
What do an old vacuum cleaner and years of marriage have in common?
Loss of suction.
I like my women like I like my vacuum cleaners
Cordless and with powerful suction
What do they use to apply suction at the Abortion Clinic?
...a DieSon Vacuum!
Pro Tip; For the best suction, put a fresh bag in the vacuum.
Or just wait for the little lady to get home.
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