The Best 13 Suction Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Suction jokes. There are some suction bras jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suction vac puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Suction Jokes and Puns

A very overweight man walks into a hospital and asks to book an appointment for lipo suction

The doctor replied: 'I'll see if I can squeeze you in.'

Trump Tower and Michael Phelps

Between Michael Phelps and Trump Tower, it has been the biggest week for suction cups in the history of mankind.

How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.

Suction joke, How do they make bras for octopi?

Mr T and I were thinking about scaling a glass wall.

We were looking at the standard equipment and the fancy equipment too. I selected the most basic suction device for my ascent, and suggested Mr T do likewise.

He looked at me and said, "I ain't using no plain sucker!"

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.


What do an old vacuum cleaner and years of marriage have in common?

Loss of suction.

I like my women like I like my vacuum cleaners

Cordless and with powerful suction

Suction joke, I like my women like I like my vacuum cleaners

What do they use to apply suction at the Abortion Clinic?

...a DieSon Vacuum!

Pro Tip; For the best suction, put a fresh bag in the vacuum.

Or just wait for the little lady to get home.

Redneck called a plastic surgeon

Redneck: how much for lipo suction...?

Doctor: Well ma'am.. That all depends on which part ......

Redneck: Well doctor, I'm from the south....

Vacuum Cleaners vs Girlfirends

What do vacuum cleaners and girlfriends have in common?

Both lose suction after a while, so it's best to get a new one.

You can explore suction lipo reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean suction extractor dad jokes. There are also suction puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why did the vacuum salesman's wife file for divorce?

He was always complaining about the lack of
suction.

Ever hear that story of the guy who scaled a building with only suction cups?

Well he certainly was a **pane** to catch!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the suction tissue jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working suction vaccuum piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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