The Best 4 Suction Cup Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Suction Cup jokes. There are some suction cup jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suction cup puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Suction Cup Jokes and Puns

Trump Tower and Michael Phelps

Between Michael Phelps and Trump Tower, it has been the biggest week for suction cups in the history of mankind.

How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

Ever hear that story of the guy who scaled a building with only suction cups?

Well he certainly was a **pane** to catch!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the suction cup jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working suction cup piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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