The Best 35 Sucks Blood Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Sucks Blood Jokes and Puns

Vampires suck your blood to get vitamin D, because they can not be out in the sun.

Have you ever thought about that?

No, because all you think about is yourself.

My only form of income is donating blood

It's sucking the life out of me

Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.

The word politics is derived from two words

The word poly meaning many and the word ticks meaning blood sucking parasite.

Politics Is the Most Accurate Word In English

It's made up of two other parts.

1 - Poly - meaning many
2 - Ticks - blood sucking insects.


Explaining Words



Poli.....Latin for "many"

Tics....blood sucking insects



Politics

If poly means many and ticks are blood sucking parasites,

then politics must mean...

I've finally understood the meaning of "politics"

It's derived from "poly", the Greek word for "many", and "tics", a blood sucking parasite.

I told my friends I was a blood sucking insect from the moon

they said I was a luna tick.

A man sucked the blood of a vampire and he said..

Hmm, irony.

What's the difference between a Goldman Sachs executive and a blood-sucking leech?

The leech drops off when it's full.

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Politics is self describing

The word politics comes from poli- meaning many,

and -tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.

I don't know why women have a fascination with Twilight.

The reason being, vampires and women are entirely different. One is a blood sucking monster that preys on the helpless and the other are vampires.

What's the difference between an eel and a lawyer?

One's an ugly, slimy, scaly, cold blooded parasitic scum-sucking bottom-feeder,



and the other is a fish that's shaped like a snake.

Why don't vampires suck on chinese blood?

Because it tastes wong.

Define: Politics

(poli) many (tics) blood-sucking insects

[Nsfw] This girl from Compton had the weirdest IG page. Turns out she was a real life Vampire!

She sucked all the bloods

What's pale, lives in darkness and sucks blood?

A tampon

What is the etymology of politics?

Poly for many and tics for blood sucking creatures.


The REAL definition of POLITICS

This is the real definition.
POLY= MANY
TICS= BLOOD SUCKING PARASITES.
Therefore, Politics = Many blood sucking parasites. :)

NASA claims that they've just discovered blood sucking bugs on the moon.

They're a bunch of lunatics.

What does my wife and a blood sucking parasite have in common?

Nothing. I love my wife and she supports me in all that we do

A blond is asked the definition of Politics.

She says "Simple! It comes from two words. The first, poly- which is Latin for many. And ticks, which are blood sucking bugs."

How many blood hungry vampires does it take to dress a wound?

The answer's irrelevant as they all suck at it anyway.

A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, Do you share the same blood group?

A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, Do you share the same blood group?

The husband replies, We must by now. She's been sucking my blood for years.

What did the vampire lizard say to his next victim?

Iguana suck your blood!

CLOSET GAY VAMPIRE

Vampire: " I vant to suck your cock!!!...just the blood just the blood..."

Awkward silence.

I really suck at school, the only time I got an A+

is at the blood test.

What do you call an insane nocturnal blood-sucking parasite?

A lunartick.

I went to this new doctor, but he was terrible...

All he did was suck blood from my neck. Do not go see Dr. Acula.

What do lawyers and mosquitoes have in common?

They're both blood sucking parasites.

What's got wings and sucks blood?

Always ultra

Why did the vampire lose his job at the blood bank?

Because he sucked at it!

A genie granted me a wish,

i said i wish to turn me into something who always suck the blood of the beautiful women, then poooof, i became a tampon..

What's pale, sucks blood and comes out at night?

A tampon.

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