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Have you ever thought about that?
No, because all you think about is yourself.
It's sucking the life out of me
The word poly meaning many and the word ticks meaning blood sucking parasite.
It's made up of two other parts.
1 - Poly - meaning many
2 - Ticks - blood sucking insects.
Poli.....Latin for "many"
Tics....blood sucking insects
Politics
then politics must mean...
It's derived from "poly", the Greek word for "many", and "tics", a blood sucking parasite.
they said I was a luna tick.
Hmm, irony.
The leech drops off when it's full.
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The word politics comes from poli- meaning many,
and -tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.
The reason being, vampires and women are entirely different. One is a blood sucking monster that preys on the helpless and the other are vampires.
One's an ugly, slimy, scaly, cold blooded parasitic scum-sucking bottom-feeder,
and the other is a fish that's shaped like a snake.
Because it tastes wong.
(poli) many (tics) blood-sucking insects
She sucked all the bloods
A tampon
Poly for many and tics for blood sucking creatures.
This is the real definition.
POLY= MANY
TICS= BLOOD SUCKING PARASITES.
Therefore, Politics = Many blood sucking parasites. :)
They're a bunch of lunatics.
Nothing. I love my wife and she supports me in all that we do
She says "Simple! It comes from two words. The first, poly- which is Latin for many. And ticks, which are blood sucking bugs."
The answer's irrelevant as they all suck at it anyway.
A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, Do you share the same blood group?
The husband replies, We must by now. She's been sucking my blood for years.
Iguana suck your blood!
Vampire: " I vant to suck your cock!!!...just the blood just the blood..."
Awkward silence.
is at the blood test.
A lunartick.
All he did was suck blood from my neck. Do not go see Dr. Acula.
They're both blood sucking parasites.
Always ultra
Because he sucked at it!
i said i wish to turn me into something who always suck the blood of the beautiful women, then poooof, i became a tampon..
A tampon.
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