The Best 5 Suckin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Suckin jokes. There are some suckin tornadoes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suckin suc puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Suckin Jokes and Puns

"I know what you have been sucking on"

My nephew has a habit of sucking his thumb, so i had a brilliant idea to make him stop. I told him people that suck their thumbs become fat.

At the store yesterday however, we ran across a pregnant lady and he had the great idea to shout "I know what you have been sucking on" in the middle of the store.

I was sucking off my new Thai bride, last night

When I thought.. "Hang on a fuckin' minute"

Why were hurricanes and tropical storms originally always given women's names?

Because when they first come along it's all wet and wild with lots of suckin and blowin, but by the time it's over and they leave - your house is gone, your boat's gone, your truck's gone...

What does a blonde have in common with a hurricane?

First there's a lot of suckin and blowin, then you lose your house.

So I was sucking a helium balloon and was like

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the suckin stickin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working suckin puttin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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