Suckers Jokes

29 suckers jokes and hilarious suckers puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about suckers that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Suckers Short Jokes

Short suckers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The suckers humour may include short knockers jokes also.

  1. This past week I made a couple bucks selling fake eclipse glasses I'm not to worried though, those suckers will never see me again.
  2. I'm Black. So I can't be racist. But these suckers keep telling me that I am. "Jake, you can't call yourself Black just because you went to jail once. That is racist"
  3. They say a fool and his money are easily parted, but... Vacuum repair shops really are for broke suckers.
  4. After spending over 3 decades in the hard candy business, I've had enough... I've finally realized it's for suckers.
  5. In some parts of Europe they call lolipops: suckers or lolis. Whats the difference? A few years
  6. I went to investigate a nearby bank that was recently robbed by the workers there... They basically sold out a bunch of suckers.
  7. So it turns out stupidity can be considered a form of mental illness... Guess who just got disability benefits.. SUCKERS!
  8. What do microtransactions and microaggressions have in common? The only people who buy into them are suckers.
  9. Did you hear about the bus full of octopuses going to the ink sale? It was full of suckers.
  10. After he robbed the bank, what did the berry yell from the getaway car? Acai you later, suckers!

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Suckers One Liners

Which suckers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with suckers? I can suggest the ones about licks and squirrel.

  1. My fish clean my tank for free Suckers
  2. Straws... Straws are for suckers.
  3. Why is it so easy to fool a vampire? Because they're a bunch of suckers.
  4. Why is it so easy to fool an octopus? They're all suckers.
  5. Aliens suckered humans into making mass temples It was the first pyramid scheme
  6. Did you hear about the fight at the candy store? Two suckers got licked.
  7. Most animals don't like gore. But leeches are suckers for blood.
  8. What did the octopus say when the fisherman cut off its tenticles? See ya later suckers!
  9. Why are octopi easily duped when it comes to eating seafood? They're suckers for sushi
  10. My plecostomus died. I've never had much luck with those suckers.
  11. I tricked my nephews into eating calamari without telling them what it was... Suckers.
  12. Why are biting mosquitos female Well obviously because they're blood suckers
  13. Why did the chicken run across the road? Because walking is for suckers.
  14. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into my bedroom... See ya suckers!
  15. What do you call a gullible vampire? A s**...

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Comical & Quirky Suckers Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about suckers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean screw jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make suckers pranks.

What's the difference between a capitalist society and a communist society?

In a capitalist society, the rich man lives in a marble palace, the poor gathered around him. He shouts to them "Haha, suckers!"
In a communist society it's the exact same thing, except the rich man is shouting "We're suffering together!"

Why did God give women b**... and n**...?

To make suckers out of men!

Just saw the price of cigarettes and I realized there's no such thing as a s**...

The cigarette smokes, they are just the suckers

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