The Best 29 Sucker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sucker jokes. There are some sucker tch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sucker assload puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sucker Jokes and Puns

Chuck Norris is a coward!

If that sucker was so brave as people say he would show up here right now and smash my head against my keybakwue hr<awjd <akreu<an<awlkuhnc<a kjdqw;eoim

What do you call a gullible vampire?

A sucker

A very drunk man gets kicked out of a bar...

A very drunk man gets kicked out of a bar. He stumbles down the street and happens upon a nun walking the other direction.

Out of nowhere, he sucker punches her and knocks her to the ground. He continues to beat her up until she's unconscious.

He takes a step back, looks at her, and says, "Not so cocky now, are you batman?!"

Sucker joke, A very drunk man gets kicked out of a bar...

Mr T and I were thinking about scaling a glass wall.

We were looking at the standard equipment and the fancy equipment too. I selected the most basic suction device for my ascent, and suggested Mr T do likewise.

He looked at me and said, "I ain't using no plain sucker!"

What do you call Raggedy Ann, in a puddle of mud, with a stone in her mouth?

A dirty cotton rock sucker.


hear about the gay indian?

he's a brave sucker....

How many moms does it take to change a light bulb ...

None, they get you to do it.. Sucker!

Sucker joke, How many moms does it take to change a light bulb ...

Fisherman got jokes...

A little fish humor for everyone.

"Did you do that on Porpoise? Or just for the Halibut?"

"Oh my Cod, save my Sole!"

"You sucker, that smelt, so get your bass out of here!"

Who invented the sucker punch?

Mike Dyson

What kind of drink would a lollipop make?

Sucker punch.

Help with telegraph/Morse code joke

I am doing a presentation on the Telegraph and my teacher is a sucker for a good joke/pun. Any help?

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What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common?

Sucker Punch.

Woman: "I'm a sucker for a man in a suit and tie."

Man: "You had me at 'I'm a sucker'."

I was talking with a friend about my car...

I told him about how, now that I have a kid, the car isn't very practical. He offered me 3,000 dollars for it. Sucker, he's gonna hate being a dad.

What kind of fish do you catch with clickbait?

Sucker fish!

What's the best way to keep a sucker in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

Sucker joke, What's the best way to keep a sucker in suspense?

Would you believe me if I told you it takes 60 seconds to make a lollipop?

There's a sucker born every minute.

So, apparently Rand Paul was sucker punched...

So Rand Paul, who happens to be an ophthalmologist, apparently got into a fight with his neighbor, an anesthesiologist. Paul claims he was sucker punched, but neither man was badly hurt.

Does make you wonder, though - an ophthalmologist who didn't see it coming and an anesthesiologist who failed to deliver a knockout - seems like both men let their professions down badly...

Just heard a gun talk that was like music to my ears.

I am a sucker for the "Glock N' Spiel".


I never drink out of a straw...

My momma didn't raise a sucker.

There's a sucker born everyday...

It's the swalloer's that are hard to find

There's a sucker born every minute

Swallowers are harder to find

Why did the lollipop join an MLM?

Cause it was a sucker.

How do you say "goodbye" to a vampire?

So long, sucker!

Nsfw Did you hear about the gay native American?

He was a brave sucker

I got an email from a Nigerian Prince asking me for $100,000 to help him build a business and in return I am promised 10 fold. What does he think I am a fool?

I already invested in a Prince from Qatar for half the price last week. Sucker can't scam me.

Click here for a good old fashioned vampire joke.

Ha ha ha. You sucker.

What do you call someone who overpays for caulk?

A caulk sucker

What do you call Raggedy Ann lying face down in a gravel pit?

A dirty cotton rock sucker.

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