The Best 7 Succulent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Succulent jokes. There are some succulent voluptuous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these succulent narcos puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Succulent Jokes and Puns

Berry good

Two guys were arguing over the best way to grow strawberries. One asserted that Miracle-Gro was the best method, the other insisted that cow manure would yield the largest and sweetest berries. They finally decided to ask Mrs. Thompson, who was known far and wide for her succulent, large strawberries. So one farmer says Mrs. Thompson, do you put cow manure on your strawberries. She replied, No, I either eat them plain or add sugar and cream.

What did one succulent say to the other?

"Aloe there"

What holiday do Christian cacti celebrate?

SuccuLent

What did the food critic call the cactus pie?

A succulent meal.

Someone stole my succulent plant.

That was aloe move.


What do you call...

What do you call a succulent in the Hunger Games?

Cactus Everdeen

Why are women like KFC?

Because after that succulent breast and tender thighs, all you're left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the succulent cacti jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working succulent nicole piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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