Succulent Jokes

Check out these hilarious jokes that will have you laughing about succulent plants! From Chelsea to oval to Obamas, this collection of jokes is sure to add some green humor to your day.

Playful Succulent Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

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Two guys were arguing over the best way to grow strawberries. One asserted that Miracle-Gro was the best method, the other insisted that cow manure would yield the largest and sweetest berries. They finally decided to ask Mrs. Thompson, who was known far and wide for her succulent, large strawberries. So one farmer says Mrs. Thompson, do you put cow manure on your strawberries. She replied, No, I either eat them plain or add sugar and cream.

What did one succulent say to the other?

"Aloe there"

What holiday do Christian cacti celebrate?


What did the food critic call the cactus pie?

A succulent meal.

Someone stole my succulent plant.

That was aloe move.

What do you call...

What do you call a succulent in the Hunger Games?

Cactus Everdeen

Why are women like KFC?

Because after that succulent breast and tender thighs, all you're left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the succulent nicole puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working succulent succulent plant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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