Playful Succulent Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
Berry good
Two guys were arguing over the best way to grow strawberries. One asserted that Miracle-Gro was the best method, the other insisted that cow manure would yield the largest and sweetest berries. They finally decided to ask Mrs. Thompson, who was known far and wide for her succulent, large strawberries. So one farmer says Mrs. Thompson, do you put cow manure on your strawberries. She replied, No, I either eat them plain or add sugar and cream.
What did one succulent say to the other?
"Aloe there"
What holiday do Christian cacti celebrate?
SuccuLent
What did the food critic call the cactus pie?
A succulent meal.
Someone stole my succulent plant.
That was aloe move.
What do you call...
What do you call a succulent in the Hunger Games?
Cactus Everdeen
Why are women like KFC?
Because after that succulent breast and tender thighs, all you're left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.
