The Best 8 Successor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Successor jokes. There are some successor passage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these successor occident puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Successor Jokes and Puns

Who will be Kim Jong-Un's successor?

Kim Jong-Deux

A minister was making farewell visits before moving to a new parish.

An elderly woman of the congregation paid him the compliment of suggesting that his successor would not be as good as he had been.

Nonsense, he replied, flattered.

No, really, she insisted. * I've lived here under six different ministers, and each new one has been worse than the last. *

A Russian Joke

People start starving and getting mad at Nikita Khrushchev.

He gets his hammer and breaks the *in case of emergency* glass, inside there are two letters from Stalin.

He opens the first one, it says "Blame everything on me."

This works great. For a while.

Soon, everyone is starving again, and Nikita opens the second letter. It says "Write two letters for your successor."

The Pope died and they needed a successor.

They considered Cardinal Sicola, but he was not chosen because they didn't want a Pope Sicola.

With Kim Jong Un's death possible, his successor would be his sister. Perhaps we wouldn't have to worry about being nuked all the time.

We'd only have to worry about being nuked once a month!


Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

Tapes have sides A and B

So the only reasonable successor would be a CD

The Queen of all dairy was rumored to have the most beautiful successor in all the land.

She had the finest Dairy heir.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the successor heir jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working successor approve piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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