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Now what to do with all this sperm...
I met an old friend from high school the other day, and I couldn't believe how wealthy he had become. He ran a massively successful business, but could barely get a passing grade in math class when I knew him.
I asked him how he did it.
He said it was easy.
"All I did was find a product I could make for $2 and sell for $4. You'd be surprised just how much 2% adds up over the years!"
Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful hardware store owners.
Everyone congratulates you, but no one asks you how many times you got f**ked to get there.
... you can't stand if is not yours.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
A jaguar in her garage, a mink in her closet, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for all of the above.
Rihanna
Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.
Moo money moo problems
...with one partner watching the other one die.
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This game of hide and seek has been going on for too long...
Jared
There's just no whey.
Someone tipped off the police that I was selling them hot
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
...I'd still be below average.
As I felt the anaesthetic starting to kick in I said, 'I have a joke'. 'Better be quick!' The anaesthetist said.
'Do you know what the key to comedy is?'
Then I smiled and passed out.
When I woke up a couple of hours later I asked the nurse to tell the anaesthetist my message: 'timing'.
I was a bit worried I just dreamed the first part but I checked with the doc and they said they got it all :)
Great success.
Auschwitz, 6 million stars.
They both take risks and get positive results
Vacation.
Nevermore
Failure has a mother-in-law
The Bible
1. Find a woman who will love you unconditionally.
2. Find a woman who will always cook for you.
3. Find a woman who will always want to have sex with you.
4. And most importantly, ensure that none of these women ever meet.
I'm having more sex than I did last year.
"E.T. own home."
Success is 50% attitude, 50% hard work, and 2% math accuracy
Start every morning with a fresh cup of covfefe.
Razor thin margins.
That surgeon really de-livered!
Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
It only bothers people when it's not their own.
Because they had too many bugs
They're calling it Ubermensch
They should release a spin-off called Crackers
You only tolerate your own.
He floated stock, while everything else around him went into liquidation.
But no one calls me by it.
I'm beside myself with excitement.
Everything goes fine with girls until they find out I'm a beekeeper.
They both end with one person watching the other person die.
I went as a black dad.
If you want to be more successful, increase the number of women.
...because after all that hard work you don't want to sheet the bed.
The gastrointestinal system's success is a complete human waste.
because no pain no gain.
They are. It's called wrestling.
For example my father was just a blue collar road worker...but he really paved the way
It caused amputation of both his arms and lost his funny bone
The more successful I am, the more relatives pop out at my house.
PS. Most of them I've only seen just now
I'll take Nunavut.
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
1) Never tell anyone everything you know
and everybody brought gifs.
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