The Best 87 Succ Jokes

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I just successfully robbed a bank!

Now what to do with all this sperm...

Successful entrepreneur

I met an old friend from high school the other day, and I couldn't believe how wealthy he had become. He ran a massively successful business, but could barely get a passing grade in math class when I knew him.

I asked him how he did it.

He said it was easy.

"All I did was find a product I could make for $2 and sell for $4. You'd be surprised just how much 2% adds up over the years!"

Don't succumb to peer pressure. . . .

. . . Remember, none of your friends do.

Succ joke, Don't succumb to peer pressure. . . .

U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands.

Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful hardware store owners.

Success is like being pregnant

Everyone congratulates you, but no one asks you how many times you got f**ked to get there.


Success is like fart...

... you can't stand if is not yours.

What did one succulent say to the other?

"Aloe there"

Succ joke, What did one succulent say to the other?

You know what they say?

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Behind every successful man

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A successful woman needs four animals in her life...

A jaguar in her garage, a mink in her closet, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for all of the above.

What does a successful farmer and Ludacris have in common?

They both have hoes in different area codes.

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What is successful but always beat?

Rihanna

If at first you don't succeed..

Then that's it for skydiving.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What does a successful rapping cow struggle with?

Moo money moo problems

The most successful marriages and the very worst marriages end exactly the same way...

...with one partner watching the other one die.

Succ joke, The most successful marriages and the very worst marriages end exactly the same way...

Behind every successful man is a woman.

This game of hide and seek has been going on for too long...

The least successful Michael Jackson impersonator of all time:

Jared

Success

Yesterday i got a blood test. Today the result came out and it was A+

Have to say that success is in the blood.


I don't believe you can become a successful bodybuilder without the use of supplements.

There's just no whey.

My successful pancake business was recently shut down

Someone tipped off the police that I was selling them hot

Behind Every Successful man.

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.

If only success was measured by how self deprecating you could be...

...I'd still be below average.

I just successfully pulled-off the 'key to comedy' joke around my surgery.

As I felt the anaesthetic starting to kick in I said, 'I have a joke'. 'Better be quick!' The anaesthetist said.
'Do you know what the key to comedy is?'
Then I smiled and passed out.

When I woke up a couple of hours later I asked the nurse to tell the anaesthetist my message: 'timing'.

I was a bit worried I just dreamed the first part but I checked with the doc and they said they got it all :)

Great success.

What is the most successful hotel?

Auschwitz, 6 million stars.

If at first you don't succeed

try try a gun

What do successful businessmen and aids patients have in common

They both take risks and get positive results

I've succeeded in my new year resolution

Last year I felt miserable and poor, and my resolution was to turn it around. Now I feel poor and miserable.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

What was MC Hammer's less successful half brother's name?

Ball-peen.

I'll always be less successful than Edgar Allan Poe

Nevermore

Success has a thousand fathers

Failure has a mother-in-law

What is the most successful spinoff ever made?

The Bible

To have a successful marriage, every man has to follow these four steps...

1. Find a woman who will love you unconditionally.
2. Find a woman who will always cook for you.
3. Find a woman who will always want to have sex with you.
4. And most importantly, ensure that none of these women ever meet.

I had a really successful sex change.

I'm having more sex than I did last year.

Did you know there is a name for successively savouring every alcoholic beverage from a country?

Its called irresponsible drinking.

E.T. became a very successful property manager. His slogan was...

"E.T. own home."

If at first you don't succeed

we have a lot in common.

I don't know why I'm not successful yet! I learned all the rules!

Success is 50% attitude, 50% hard work, and 2% math accuracy

How to be a successful president:

Start every morning with a fresh cup of covfefe.

If at first you don't succeed...

Find a bigger hammer.

Why is success in the shaving industry so difficult?

Razor thin margins.

I just had a successful liver transplant operation.

That surgeon really de-livered!

Behind a successful man is usually a woman.

Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

How to be successful in life

1. See failiure as a beginning, not the end.

"At first if you don't succeed, try, try again"

- Harvey Weinstein

If at first you don't succeed

Then skidiving isn't for you

Success is like a fart.

It only bothers people when it's not their own.

Why was there never a successful "Antz" videogame?

Because they had too many bugs

If at first you don't succeed...

... then bomb disposal probably isn't the career for you

There was a prostitute who became an entrepreneur.

Everyone said she put the "succ" in "success."

What succeeds?

A toothless parrot.

Inspirational quote of the day:

You can't spell "success" without "succ".

What is it called when The Zucc gives you the Succ?

A data transfer

With the success of American documentary shows like Moonshiners...

They should release a spin-off called Crackers

Success is like farts...

You only tolerate your own.

The most successful investor was Noah.

He floated stock, while everything else around him went into liquidation.

If at first you don't succeed...

Try a grain.

Success is my middle name!

But no one calls me by it.

I successfully made a real clone that looks exactly like me

I'm beside myself with excitement.

If at first you don't succeed,

Then maybe Russian roulette isn't for you.

I own a successful company with over 30 000 workers.

Everything goes fine with girls until they find out I'm a beekeeper.

What do a successful marriage and a successful murder have in common?

They both end with one person watching the other person die.

If at first you don't succeed

then seed sucking is not for you

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.

Ahem...

If at first you don't succeed, try again.

Just want to tell you that I was successful in making it to every single Halloween party last night.

I went as a black dad.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

If you want to be more successful, increase the number of women.

Successful people only sleep on bare mattresses...

...because after all that hard work you don't want to sheet the bed.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

Please don't...

Success isn't always valued

The gastrointestinal system's success is a complete human waste.

Behind Every Successful Man There Is

A surprised mother-in-law

The most successful people are torture victims

because no pain no gain.

Now I may not be the most successful girl,

Cause I'm a guy.

Since the success of The Rock, fans suggest more wrestlers should participate in acting.

They are. It's called wrestling.

I'm very successful but I have my humble upbringing to thank

For example my father was just a blue collar road worker...but he really paved the way

Why did the successful comedian lose his job after a car accident?

It caused amputation of both his arms and lost his funny bone

If at first you don't succeed

Don't try skydiving

If you don't succeed the first time...

...maybe parachuting isn't for you

Try and try again until you succeed

Common policy followed in most stabbing

Success is relative

The more successful I am, the more relatives pop out at my house.

PS. Most of them I've only seen just now

When I successfully invade Canada and they offer me lands in a peace treaty...

I'll take Nunavut.

if at first you don't succeed,

then skydiving is *probably* not the sport for you

If at first you don't succeed

Then suck another seed.

If at first you don't succeed

perhaps Russian roulette isn't for you

Who was the most successful Transgender and Transrace person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

How to be successful in two easy steps

1) Never tell anyone everything you know

I successfully quit my job as an animator without making a scene, so I had a party to celebrate...

and everybody brought gifs.

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