The Best 2 Subway Station Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Subway Station jokes. There are some subway station jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these subway station puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Subway Station Jokes and Puns

Murphy in London

Murphy found himself in the London underground subway station, at four o'clock in the morning. He walked along to the escalator, on the escalator it is written, Dogs must be carried on the escalator. he thought, God, where am I going to find a dog at this hour of the night?

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way"

(there's no f in way)

*joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the subway station jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working subway station piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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