Subway Sandwich Jokes

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Funniest Subway Sandwich Short Jokes

Short subway sandwich jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The subway sandwich humour may include short subway jokes also.

  1. The kid that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the other hand, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
  2. To this day, my bully that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the positive side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
  3. My highschool bully still takes my lunch money... But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!
  4. I went to subway with my wife and asked the girl to make me a sandwich. She said "no problem"
    I turned to my wife and said "now, how hard was that?"
  5. I saw my ex working at subway the other day So I stopped in and had her make me a sandwich, for old times sake.
  6. To this day, the guy who took my lunch money during school still takes my money. On the bright side, he makes really good subway sandwiches.
  7. What do you call a Subway manager who spends too much time helping make sandwiches up front and not enough time back in the office attending to business matters? Counter productive.
  8. What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich? *Make me one with everything*
  9. I once asked a feminist to make me sandwich and she got offended Last time I ever go to Subway
  10. I took my wife to Subway today. I asked the girl, can you make me a sandwich please.
    She said no problem sir.
    I turned to the wife and said, see how hard was that...

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Subway Sandwich One Liners

Which subway sandwich one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with subway sandwich? I can suggest the ones about sandwich and subway footlong.

  1. TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway Whoops, wrong sub.
  2. Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"? Even art majors deserve recognition
  3. TIL subway workers can get fired for messing up one sandwich. Whoops, wrong sub.
  4. Why did the feminist get fired from Subway? Because she refused to make a sandwich
  5. I am a sandwich maker at subway, but i'm not very good at my job. AMA! Wrong sub, my bad
  6. [TIFU] I picked up somebody else's sandwich at Subway Ooops, wrong sub!
  7. A hen walks into Subway The sandwich artist says, "Sorry, we don't serve chicken."
  8. TIFU by eating my brother's extra hot Subway sandwich! Whoops, wrong sub.
  9. Jared's favorite dressing on his Subway sandwich is Neverland Ranch. I'm sorry.
  10. I wish my wife worked at Subway Maybe then she would make me a sandwich.
  11. TIFU by getting my wife the wrong Subway sandwich Oops wrong sub
  12. Why did John eat a sandwich? Because he was on the subway
  13. TIFU by eating the wrong persons sandwich at Subway Whoops wrong sub
  14. TIFU by getting myself a sandwich from Subway instead of Firehouse Subs. Wait, wrong sub
  15. I told the Subway sandwich lady not to forget my pickle. It was a big dill

Subway Sandwich Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about subway sandwich you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean deli sandwich jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make subway sandwich pranks.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.

A guy was in a Subway sandwich shop

and ordered a coke and a sandwich. They asked him if he wanted his sandwich toasted. He said he sure did. He raised his coke and said, "The best of everything to you, sandwich".

Did you hear about the workers who couldn't stop making subway sandwiches?

They were on a roll

Why do subway sandwiches only measure up to 11 inches?

Jared likes his footlongs a little smaller.

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra v**... oil

Did you know this about Jared from Subway?

He lost 250 pounds eating their sandwiches.

I went to subway today, and they gave me the wrong sandwich

oops, wrong sub.

Dear funny, I picked up the wrong sandwich at Subway

Oops, wrong sub!

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

Court judge orders Jared Fogle to have one particular Subway sandwich every day for the duration of his sentence.

a 12 inch Black Forest Ham.

Subway is rolling out a new signature sub.

Ask your sandwich artist for the 'Jared'.
It is served with less then 13 grams of fat.

TIFU by switching up by customer's sandwich orders at Subway

Opps wrong sub.

What does 'B.M.T.' stand for in a Subway B.M.T sandwich?

Bang my toddler

Why did Jared want to get rid of the Subway kids sandwich?

So they would have to get six inches

TIFU by accidentally eating my friend's sandwich from Subway

Oops, wrong sub.

Wife and I go to subway...

She says she can't decide between a 12" or a 6". I told her get the 6" sandwich and I'll give you 8 inches after supper

I'm celebrating international women's day by not having my wife make me a sandwich today.

I'm going to Subway and having Rachel make it instead.

TIL that .15% of subway sandwiches are made incorrectly on the first try

Whoops sorry sir, wrong sub!

At Subway I ordered a 12 inch sandwich, but instead they gave me a 6 inch sandwich

Oops, wrong sub.

Start your morning right

With a fresh sandwich from subway. Take it from Jared, he knows how to get into smaller pants.

The guy who used to bully me in middle school still takes my lunch money.

On the other hand, he makes great Subway sandwiches.

TIFU by mishearing my customer' order and making her a Subway sandwich with tuna, which I later learned she was allergic to.

Whoops. Wrong sub.

Apparently the Subway in my town has hired a new 'Sandwhich Artist'.

Looking at my sandwich, my guess is Jackson p**....

What's the difference between Subway Sandwiches and young Girls?

Eat one all day and you'll lose weight eat the other one time and you'll be lifting weights

I walked into a Subway copycat joint earlier to see how their sandwiches compare. They claimed to be Sub standard...

but i thought they were below par.

I got a sandwich from Subway and asked them to cut it in half at a 45 degree angle.

When I got home, I called and complained that it was cut at a 135 degree angle.

A bully and his gang walk into a Subway store

He then sees the sandwich artist (that's what they are called) is a skinny, young, inexperienced kid- a perfect target to bully while ordering some subs. He walks up to the kid and starts his order of his 6-inch sub
The kid then proceeds to cut a footlong sub bread in half for a 6-inch sub when the bully interjects, and attempts to start bullying the kid by pointing out in an annoyed voice: "That definitely looks shorter than six inches!"
The kid was undaunted, however, and propped his arms against the counter and in the sweetest voice, replied, "Dude, you need to stop listening to your girlfriend."

I went to subway and ordered a sandwich...

It was of average quality, I'd call it *Subpar*.

why do you call a t**... with two black dudes a subway.

Its a footlong sandwich.

Why does Subway call its employees Sandwich Artists?

So you can finally say you are earning money as an artist.

I like my women how i like my subway sandwich

Sliced up, put in the oven and then wrapped in a plastic bag.

TIL you can be fired from Subway for making the wrong sandwich just once.

Whoops, wrong sub.

I saw Kim Kardashian walk into the Subway I work at, order five sandwiches, and walk back out holding all of them. I wasn't surprised.

It's not the first time she's taken several footlongs at once.

So I went to Subway the other day

I ordered the usual, roast beef with cucumbers, lettuce and Chipotle sauce.
When I got the sandwich, it was mouldy and looked like it had been used many times before, so I handed back to the employee who had made it.
He looked at it for a while before saying "oh yeah, this sub has a lot of recycled content."

Subway makes all their sandwiches with love.

Now if they would actually put some meat in them...

Subway is opening a sandwich making college in Alabama.

Everyone there is already great at making things i**....

A Subway sandwich maker has a very eccentric regular customer.

The eccentric customer always orders a tuna sandwich, but heavily modified, made with an extra cup of mayo, smothered in chili peppers, red peppers, onions, and pickles, then toasted until it's burnt. It looks and smells disgusting and the worker dreads it when he sees that customer come in.
Finally he asks his boss if he can just not wait on that customer. His boss asks why.
The worker screams in frustration: "I hate the mods on that sub!"

I ordered a ham and cheese at Subway

The sandwich artist began making my selection, using his right hand to place the slices of ham.
Suddenly, he pulled his hand away and cried out in pain.
Ouch! Hand cramp!
Before I could ask if he was ok, he finished stacking the slices of ham with his left hand.
Lucky for you I'm hambidexterous he said.