Following is our collection of funny Subway jokes. There are some subway rail jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Trying to get into smaller pants
Whoops, wrong sub.
... and says, "Wait a second, this isn't Subway."
and ordered a coke and a sandwich. They asked him if he wanted his sandwich toasted. He said he sure did. He raised his coke and said, "The best of everything to you, sandwich".
Turns out he was just a mute sitting on a tack.
I looked him in the eye and said "Yes, it's ok, you're free now"
When you're happy, no one sees your smile.
But try jacking off in the subway. Then *everybody* stares.
...So I went and got subway.
Trying to get into smaller pants.
Subway
Because Subway has been around longer than 17 years and Jared lost interest.
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I took my girlfriend to Subway, when she got her six inch sub, she looked at me and she instantly knew that I've been lying to her for years.
In light of recent events, kids now get free 6 inches.
...he was on Club Penguin.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
It didn't work; the train didn't come any faster.
Wrong sub, my bad
Apparently Jared from subway had a stash...
(I'm so sorry about this, I just thought of it and needed to get it out)
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
He thought they had delivery service.
Oops, wrong sub
Ooops, wrong sub!
I mean, both stick 38 year old meat into 10 year old buns.
Even art majors deserve recognition
His career ended the way it began: trying to get into smaller pants.
Source: I work at Subway.
Not worth getting shot over a seat on the subway.
*Make me one with everything*
Then I went to Subway
But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!
Oops, wrong sub
Because I have poor quality meat and lie about being 6 inches.
Whoops, wrong sub.
They haven't been this worried about meat between buns since Jared was sentenced.
You take the S out of Sub and the F out of Way.
"There's no F in Way"
Correct!
On the bright side, he makes really good subway sandwiches.
Whoops, wrong sub.
We both lie about it being six inches
He makes me angry, frustrated, and late for work but I still can't help but ride him every day.
I can do it myself
A metro-gnome
You're paying someone else to do your wife's job.
You're paying them to do your wife's job
That's why I do it on crowded subway cars.
He was ordering off the kids menu.
The company that managed to convince people that eating an entire loaf of bread is healthy.
A restaurant that managed to convince everyone that eating an entire loaf of bread is healthy.
She said "no problem"
I turned to my wife and said "now, how hard was that?"
was playing beautifully. I was only offput by the weird looking kid with a dunce cap sitting atop the piano.
Suddenly, the weird looking kid with the dunce cap jumped up and scurried off. The piano player abruptly stopped playing.
I asked him, "why did you stop playing?"
To which he replied, "I cannot play piano without my metro-gnome."
On the positive side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
G: Everytime you smile I feel like calling you over to my place
B: awww... Are you single?
G: No I'm a dentist
By trying to get into smaller pants.
Elon wanted to put Thai boys into small objects, Jared wanted to put small objects into Thai boys.
It's the last time I will ever fall asleep on the subway.
But John came fifth, and received a $10 subway gift card
A tube of smarties.
I was just walking through the subway when I saw 2 homeless people vaccinating themselves.
I knew I should've gone to Subway
I knew i should have just bought some mcdonalds, Subway is trash.
You pay someone else to do your wife's job.
Counter productive.
So I stopped in and had her make me a sandwich, for old times sake.
Everyone there is already great at making things inbred.
The eccentric customer always orders a tuna sandwich, but heavily modified, made with an extra cup of mayo, smothered in chili peppers, red peppers, onions, and pickles, then toasted until it's burnt. It looks and smells disgusting and the worker dreads it when he sees that customer come in.
Finally he asks his boss if he can just not wait on that customer. His boss asks why.
The worker screams in frustration: "I hate the mods on that sub!"
the 3rd one will shock you!
I asked the girl, can you make me a sandwich please.
She said no problem sir.
I turned to the wife and said, see how hard was that...
The deaf woman says to the guy: *sign language*
And the blind man says:
On the other hand, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
We actually have 12 hour service because it doesn't work half the fuckin' time
Murphy found himself in the London underground subway station, at four o'clock in the morning. He walked along to the escalator, on the escalator it is written, Dogs must be carried on the escalator. he thought, God, where am I going to find a dog at this hour of the night?
Last time I ever go to Subway
'Hey man, what sub?'
So I took her to Subway
The sandwich artist began making my selection, using his right hand to place the slices of ham.
Suddenly, he pulled his hand away and cried out in pain.
Ouch! Hand cramp!
Before I could ask if he was ok, he finished stacking the slices of ham with his left hand.
Lucky for you I'm hambidexterous he said.
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