Subway Jokes

• Short Subway Jokes
• Subway One Liners
• Subway Sandwich Jokes
• Subway Sandwiches Jokes
• Subway Footlong Jokes
• Subway Train Jokes
• More Subway Jokes

Best Short Subway Jokes

Short subway puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The subway humour may include short submarine jokes also.

1. Jared from Subway ended his career the same way he began it Trying to get into smaller pants
2. Jared Fogle Of Subway Started and Ended His Career The Same Way. Trying to get into smaller pants.
3. The kid that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the other hand, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
4. To this day, my bully that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the positive side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
5. My highschool bully still takes my lunch money... But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!
6. I thought this guy on the subway was yawning. Turns out he was just a mute sitting on a tack.
7. Death must be really boring for subway drivers. A light at the end of the tunnel is just a regular workday.
8. I made a huge mistake I took my girlfriend to Subway, when she got her six inch sub, she looked at me and she instantly knew that I've been lying to her for years.
9. So this black guys stopped me on the subway and asked "did the Yankees win?" I looked him in the eye and said "Yes, it's ok, you're free now"
10. How did Jared the subway guy begin and end his career? By trying to get into smaller pants.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about subway can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of subway puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Subway One Liners

Which subway one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with subway? I can suggest the ones about public transportation and railway.

1. TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway Whoops, wrong sub.
2. Subway is a lot like prostitution. You're paying someone else to do your wife's job.
3. Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"? Even art majors deserve recognition
4. The ladies call me Subway. Because I have poor quality meat and lie about being 6 inches.
5. TIL subway workers can get fired for messing up one sandwich. Whoops, wrong sub.
6. This sub is seriously falling apart I knew I should've gone to Subway
7. What do Subway and prostitutes have in common? You're paying them to do your wife's job
8. How did Jared from Subway lose weight? He was ordering off the kids menu.
9. Why did the feminist get fired from Subway? Because she refused to make a sandwich
10. What do you call a midget playing drums in a subway? A metro-gnome
11. To the guy who coughed on me on the subway...
12. TIFU by getting my girlfriend's order wrong at Subway Oops, wrong sub
13. I had a 12 inch Italian last night Then I went to Subway
14. I am a sandwich maker at subway, but i'm not very good at my job. AMA! Wrong sub, my bad
15. What do me and Subway have in common? We both lie about it being six inches

Subway Sandwich Jokes

Here is a list of funny subway sandwich jokes and even better subway sandwich puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I went to subway with my wife and asked the girl to make me a sandwich. She said "no problem"
  I turned to my wife and said "now, how hard was that?"
• I saw my ex working at subway the other day So I stopped in and had her make me a sandwich, for old times sake.
• To this day, the guy who took my lunch money during school still takes my money. On the bright side, he makes really good subway sandwiches.
• What do you call a Subway manager who spends too much time helping make sandwiches up front and not enough time back in the office attending to business matters? Counter productive.
• What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich? *Make me one with everything*
• [TIFU] I picked up somebody else's sandwich at Subway Ooops, wrong sub!
• I once asked a feminist to make me sandwich and she got offended Last time I ever go to Subway
• I took my wife to Subway today. I asked the girl, can you make me a sandwich please.
  She said no problem sir.
  I turned to the wife and said, see how hard was that...
• Why does Subway call its employees Sandwich Artists? So you can finally say you are earning money as an artist.
• A hen walks into Subway The sandwich artist says, "Sorry, we don't serve chicken."

Subway Sandwiches Jokes

Here is a list of funny subway sandwiches jokes and even better subway sandwiches puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm celebrating international women's day by not having my wife make me a sandwich today. I'm going to Subway and having Rachel make it instead.
• I walked into a Subway copycat joint earlier to see how their sandwiches compare. They claimed to be Sub standard... but i thought they were below par.
• Subway makes all their sandwiches with love. Now if they would actually put some meat in them...
• TIFU by eating my brother's extra hot Subway sandwich! Whoops, wrong sub.
• I saw Kim Kardashian walk into the Subway I work at, order five sandwiches, and walk back out holding all of them. I wasn't surprised. It's not the first time she's taken several footlongs at once.
• The guy who used to bully me in middle school still takes my lunch money. On the other hand, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
• Jared's favorite dressing on his Subway sandwich is Neverland Ranch. I'm sorry.
• What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common? They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
• Why do subway sandwiches only measure up to 11 inches? Jared likes his footlongs a little smaller.
• I went to subway and ordered a sandwich... It was of average quality, I'd call it *Subpar*.

Subway Footlong Jokes

Here is a list of funny subway footlong jokes and even better subway footlong puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did Jared from Subway get in his court sentence? Free foot-longs for life.
• Things not to say in Subway 1. I would like a 6-inch Hearty Italian.
  2. 6-inch doesn't fill me up.
  3. Yes, give me more meat.
  4. squirt more of that mayo.
  5. I can't take a foot-long.
• Looks like Subway finally has a good excuse for their footlongs being less than 12 inches Anything under 12 is better for Jared.
• Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
• You must be a terrible Subway employee Because you just have me a footlong for free.
• Jared from Subway should be happy… … He will have a life time supply of foot-longs where he's going.
• When Jared from Subway goes to prison, They're gonna ask him:
  "Six inch or footlong?"
• Jared from subway... He'll be getting used to a new style of footlong HIYOO
• Joke is funny, proceed with caution! Funny Pick-up line: Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a 'footlong'.
• I'm scared to go to subway They always ask me if I want the 6 incher or the foot-long

Subway Train Jokes

Here is a list of funny subway train jokes and even better subway train puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a London subway train full of professors? A tube of smarties.
• I dont respect people who give no effort to make room on crowded subway trains... ... and yet I think the people who yell at them are crazy.
• Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
• What do employees do on their first day of work at the subway? Training

Comedy Subway Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

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