The Best 15 Suburban Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Suburban jokes. There are some suburban car jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suburban sleek puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Suburban Jokes and Puns
The difference between rural, suburban, and urban.
- If you stand naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
- If you stand naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
- If you stand naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
Credit to someone on /u/jasonreid1976's Facebook.
A Man With Sticks in the Middle of Town.
A man is hitting two sticks together in the middle of a small town in suburban America.
Another man walks up and asks, "why are you hitting those sticks together?"
The first man replies, "I'm keeping the elephants away."
Confused, the other man says, "but there are no elephants around here!"
The man with the sticks calmly replies, "You're welcome."
How many suburban white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
An odd number, because they can't even.
A salesman knocked on a suburban door...
...and was greeted by a nine-year-old boy puffing away on a long black cigar. Stunned for a brief moment, he managed to regain his composure and say "Good afternoon. Would your mother or father be home?" The boy took the cigar out of his mouth, flicked ashes onto the carpet, and replied "What the f*ck do you think?"
Usain Bolt can reach speeds up to 30 miles per hour. So in certain suburban neighborhoods, he might get arrested.
For being black.
An Irishman is going door to door in a suburban neighbourhood looking for work
He knocks on a ladies door and she asks him if he will paint her porch. Two hours later he knocks on her door and tells her that he's finished the job. She says "it doesn't look like you painted it" he replies " oh I painted the whole thing but I got to tell you lady it's not a porch it's a BMW"
What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?
They lock their doors and windows.
I just bought a new SUV and named it Karen.
It's a white Suburban.
What do ghetto rats and suburban soccer moms have in common?
They both enjoy the BBC.
What do you call an a cappella group made up of suburban white girls?
Basic Pitches
Karl Urban stars in a mediocre film in the outskirts of a city
It it suburban.
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How many suburban white mothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but the manager has to be called first.
How many suburban white ladies does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the manager would have to be called first.
Why do they call him "Urban" Meyer?
Because everyone else is Sub-Urban
What does a 50 year old suburban mom do when irritated?
She wines...
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the suburban urban jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working suburban minivan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.