Suburban Jokes
22 suburban jokes and hilarious suburban puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about suburban that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with this hilarious collection of Suburban jokes! From suburban mom struggles to funny stories between salesman and neighborhood characters, these jokes provide a hilarious glimpse into life in the rural countryside. Read this collection of jokes for a fun time!
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Funniest Suburban Short Jokes
Short suburban jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The suburban humour may include short rural jokes also.
- How many suburban white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? An odd number, because they can't even.
- Usain Bolt can reach speeds up to 30 miles per hour. So in certain suburban neighborhoods, he might get arrested. For being black.
- How many suburban white mothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but the manager has to be called first.
- How many suburban white ladies does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but the manager would have to be called first.
- What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a b**...? They lock their doors and windows.
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Suburban One Liners
Which suburban one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with suburban? I can suggest the ones about subway and countryside.
- I just bought a new SUV and named it Karen. It's a white Suburban.
- What do ghetto rats and suburban soccer moms have in common? They both enjoy the BBC.
- What do you call an a cappella group made up of suburban white girls? Basic Pitches
- Karl Urban stars in a mediocre film in the outskirts of a city It it suburban.
- Why do they call him "Urban" Meyer? Because everyone else is Sub-Urban
- What does a 50 year old suburban mom do when irritated? She wines...
- What do suburban dads and Ronda Rousey have in common? Neither can take a hit.
Heartwarming Suburban Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about suburban you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean neighborhood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make suburban pranks.
The difference between rural, suburban, and urban.
- If you stand n**... on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
- If you stand n**... on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
- If you stand n**... on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
Credit to someone on /u/jasonreid1976's Facebook.
A Man With Sticks in the Middle of Town.
A man is hitting two sticks together in the middle of a small town in suburban America.
Another man walks up and asks, "why are you hitting those sticks together?"
The first man replies, "I'm keeping the elephants away."
Confused, the other man says, "but there are no elephants around here!"
The man with the sticks calmly replies, "You're welcome."
A Texas Salesman
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager asks him, "Do you have any sales experience?"
"Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"
"One."
"Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
"$79,237.64."
His boss is astounded. "$79,237.64? What did you sell him?"
"Well, first I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine SeaRay. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Suburban."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"
The young man replied, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"
A salesman knocked on a suburban door...
...and was greeted by a nine-year-old boy puffing away on a long black cigar. Stunned for a brief moment, he managed to regain his composure and say "Good afternoon. Would your mother or father be home?" The boy took the cigar out of his mouth, flicked ashes onto the carpet, and replied "What the f*c**... do you think?"
An Irishman is going door to door in a suburban neighbourhood looking for work
He knocks on a ladies door and she asks him if he will paint her porch. Two hours later he knocks on her door and tells her that he's finished the job. She says "it doesn't look like you painted it" he replies " oh I painted the whole thing but I got to tell you lady it's not a porch it's a BMW"
