The Best 10 Subtraction Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Subtraction jokes. There are some subtraction multiplication jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these subtraction algebra puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Subtraction Jokes and Puns

what's the difference between a subtraction sign and a feminist

a subtraction sign actually makes a difference

With four days left until the end of the world...

I should really try to get better at subtraction.

My math teacher said she only teaches subtraction... because she wants to make a difference.

I failed math.

Little Johnny was in math class

The class was learning subtraction with big numbers today, and the teacher decided to use money as the unit of measurement. Johnny hadn't been paying much attention, so the teacher called on him, "Little Johnny, if you start with $1000 and gave $150 to Lucy, $150 to Suzy and $200 to Brittany, what would you have?"

"Well I'd have $500 left over after a very expensive Orgy, sir"

No matter how big or small, you can make a difference.

It's called subtraction.


Addition, subtraction and multiplication might be difficult for Americans.

But goddamn are they good at dividing.

From my 6yo

Me (after having taught her subtraction): "So, what's the difference between 10 and 5?"

"They're just two different numbers!"

This next song is called "Subtraction"...

Take it away!

Our discrete mathematics professor told us that addition is the same as subtraction

There is no difference.

I love subtraction sums so much...

...I won't let anyone take it away from me.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the subtraction arithmetic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working subtraction sums piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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