Subtract Jokes
27 subtract jokes and hilarious subtract puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about subtract that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Subtract Short Jokes
Short subtract jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The subtract humour may include short minus jokes also.
- what's the difference between a subtraction sign and a feminist a subtraction sign actually makes a difference
- Think of a number 0 to 20. Add 32 to it, then multiply your answer by 2. Subtract 2. Now close your eyes.
It's dark, isnt it? - How many times can you subtract 10 from 100? Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90
- How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25? Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
- With four days left until the end of the world... I should really try to get better at subtraction.
- My math teacher said she only teaches subtraction... because she wants to make a difference. I failed math.
- Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract? Because he wanted to make a difference.
My first original, time for open mic! - Math Teacher: James, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3? James: A Headache ma'am.
- Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply! - Whats would happens if you added Hillary Clinton and the USA and subtracted an A? I dont know but it would be Hillary Us.
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Subtract One Liners
Which subtract one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with subtract? I can suggest the ones about remove and withdraw.
- What do you call a hen that can add, subtract, and multiply? A mathamachicken.
- No matter how big or small, you can make a difference. It's called subtraction.
- TIFU in math class by saying 'subduct' instead of 'subtract' whoops, wrong sub
- This next song is called "Subtraction"... Take it away!
- Subtracting the average from a distributing is demeaning.
- I love subtraction sums so much... ...I won't let anyone take it away from me.
- You know how addition is the opposite of subtraction. Well I hit a dog with my car.
- Why did h**... fail his math class? He could only subtract
Playful Subtract Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about subtract you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean erase jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make subtract pranks.
Three old men
Three elderly men were at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor asked the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," was his reply.
The doctor said to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday", he replied.
Then the doctor asked the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine", he answered. "That's great!" said the doctor. "How did you get that answer?
"Easy," said the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
A mathematician goes into an insane asylum
He approaches a group of gentleman and asks:
How much is 9 minus 3?
First guy answers: "Potato."
Nope. I'm afraid that is incorrect. Anybody else?
"Tuesday." Replies a second.
Wrong again.
"Six!" Answers a third.
Ah! Very good. Tell me how did you figure that out?
"Simple! I just multiplied Tuesday and Potato and subtracted 83.
Not exactly a joke, butthe usually get a great reaction. Caution: not for use with those who lack basic math skills.
Pick a number from 1 to 9, but don't tell me what it is. Multiply that number by 9. If the the result is a two digit number, add the two digits together. Now subtract 5.
Where the letters of the alphabet correspond to the numbers 1 though 26, pick the letter associated with the number you have left. Think of a country that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the animal, and think of a color that begins with that letter.
Now.... How many orange kangaroos are there in Denmark?
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s**... is like...
s**... is like math. You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, leave your solution, and pray you didn't multiply.
s**... is like air. You don't know what it's worth until you're not getting any.
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Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "
If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?"
Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!"
The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests.
"Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a c**..., equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
My life used to centre on math, additions and subtractions until I found a quote that expanded my worldview
"The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 20 years of his life."
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Addition, subtraction and multiplication might be difficult for Americans.
But g**... are they good at dividing.
The Depressed Student
Sally noticed that one of her students had been suffering from depression for the last few weeks. She decided to ask him some easy questions in an effort to engage him. Johnny, if I subtract 4 from 12 what do I get?"
Johnny looked at her and sighed, "I don't know. What difference does it make?"
