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Add 32 to it, then multiply your answer by 2. Subtract 2. Now close your eyes.

It's dark, isnt it?

Add 32.

Multiply it by 2.

Subtract 1.

Close your eyes.

Dark, isn't it?

Pick a number from 1 to 9, but don't tell me what it is. Multiply that number by 9. If the the result is a two digit number, add the two digits together. Now subtract 5.

Where the letters of the alphabet correspond to the numbers 1 though 26, pick the letter associated with the number you have left. Think of a country that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the animal, and think of a color that begins with that letter.

Now.... How many orange kangaroos are there in Denmark?

Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90

Three older men are undergoing a memory test at the doctor's office. The Doctor asks, "What is three times three?"

The first man answers, "274."

The second man answers, "Tuesday."

The third man answers, "Nine."

The doctor pleasantly surprised at the third man's correct response, inquires, "Great! How did you get that answer?"

"Simple. Just subtract 274 from Tuesday."

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

Sex is like math:

Add the bed

Subtract the clothes

Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply

Sex is like math. You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, leave your solution, and pray you didn't multiply.

Sex is like air. You don't know what it's worth until you're not getting any.

A mathamachicken.

Because he wanted to make a difference.

My first original, time for open mic!

Sally noticed that one of her students had been suffering from depression for the last few weeks. She decided to ask him some easy questions in an effort to engage him. Johnny, if I subtract 4 from 12 what do I get?"

Johnny looked at her and sighed, "I don't know. What difference does it make?"

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...I simply tell them that I'll add a knife to my hand, divide all their blood vessels, and subtract them from this world.

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, square root her and she'll multiply.

If you subtract the amount you'll save on heating this winter, you're profiting!

When I spend more than $100 000

Add a bed

Subtract the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope to not multiply

Dark, wasn't it?

Add a girl to your bed

Subtract her clothes

Divide her legs

and keep Multiplying

Once, the next time it would be 10 from 90

And subtract 1 you are left with 1...

Start with your age.

Then add 22

Then subtract 25

Then add 3

That's your age.

Magic

You add your friends, subtract your enemies, divide your sorrows, and you multiply your joys.

Congratulations, you just lost 10 seconds of your life.

How about we go to a nice place and do some math? We'll add ourselves up, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and then multiply.

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