The Best 9 Substances Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Substances jokes. There are some substances beaker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these substances calcium puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Substances Jokes and Puns

I read a whole book on adhesive substances last night, I just couldn't put it down

The most toxic substances known to mankind.

1. Arsenic
2. Cyanide
3. Polonium
4. Mercury
5. The League of Legends community

A story from a factory

One day, this guy's at work at a factory that makes glue and whiteout. These two substances are stored in these large vats. One day, the guy falls into one of the vats. His supervisor comes to help and the two start a conversation:

Guy: I'm okay. I just fell into the vat of glue.

Supervisor: You actually fell into the vat of whiteout. See, it says so right there.

Guy: I stand corrected.

Substances joke, A story from a factory

anti crocodile substances

a man was pouring colored water every day on the streets of his town

one day his neigbhour called the police because he was pouring suspicious liquids on the streets

when the police came they asked the man:" what are you pouring on the streets? "

the guy said: "i was pouring anti crocodile liquids "

the officer said:" but there are no crocodiles in this town"

the guy said" you are welcome"

I'm afraid of lukewarm substances.

They fill me with tepidation.


Everyone knows part of the way toothpaste works is by equalizing the acidic substances in your mouth.

I mean, it's basic science.

I wrote down on a piece of paper several books I wanted to read about substances that speed up chemical reactions, and told my kitten to go out and get them for me.



I gave my catalyst.

Substances joke, I wrote down on a piece of paper several books I wanted to read about substances that speed up chemi

My wife and I have been arguing a lot because she thinks I'm too pedantic

So I've started drinking.

She told me, Alcohol isn't a solution.

Actually, I replied it's excellent at dissolving many substances.

The world tennis association just added lisinopril and high blood pressure medications in the same class to their banned substances list...

Ace inhibitors

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We suggest to use only working substances rehabilitation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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