The Best 6 Substance Abuse Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Substance Abuse jokes. There are some substance abuse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these substance abuse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Substance Abuse Jokes and Puns

What do you call someone who got fired from the East German secret police for substance abuse ?

An Ex-Stasi

I run a nonprofit organization that helps keep homeless substance abusers warm during harsh winters.

It's called Snuggies for Druggies

What is the most abused substance in the water industry?

Plumber's crack.

What types of jokes are funnier than jokes with substance?

Jokes with substance abuse!

You hear about the molecule that beat his wife?

I heard it was substance abuse


If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the substance abuse jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working substance abuse piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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