Hilarious Subsequently Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
Two hunters are walking in the forest
One hunter says to the other,
"DUCK! THERE's A DEER BEHIND YOU!"
The other hunter, however does not duck, and is subsequently shot.
He falls to the ground, and the shooter immediately calls 9-1-1.
Before the operator can say anything, he screams, "HELP HELP I THINK MY FRIEND IS DEAD!"
The operator says, "Well, first lets make sure he actually dead."
Another gunshot rings through the forest.
The hunter then says, "What should I do now?"
One day, a man ran through Red Square in Moscow, shouting at the top of his lungs, "Khrushchev is a fool!"
He was subsequently arrested for revealing state secrets.
Fitted sheets were originally invented in 1682 in Salem, MA.
Unfortunately, they didn't catch on at that time since anyone who could actually fold them was accused of witchcraft and subsequently burned at the stake.
The MC at an Irish wedding made a toast. "Can all the married men please stand next to the one person who has made their lives meaningful".
...The bartender was subsequently crushed to death.
There was this really hot guy on the beach when I was in Mexico, so I brought him some Jewish bread.
He gave me a weird look, subsequently turned me down...and I don't understand *why.*
*I just wanted to challah at a Playa.*
^I'm ^sorry
How do you tell if your wife is faking it?
Next time during sex. Grab her by the nipples and squeeze.
Whatever sound she subsequently makes is genuine.
A man walks into a bar
And subsequently loses the hurdles race in the Olympics, bringing shame to himself and his country
Chuck Norris once passed 6 kidney stones.
They were then subsequently collected by Thanos to wipe out half of all life in the universe.
Unfortunate man comes back from a war
A man was relieved from service after losing his feet. His wife subsequently left him because she was lactose intolerant.
The singer, Sting, exposed himself in public and was subsequently beaten by officers during the arrest.
The news called it "police misconduct"
