Following is our collection of funny Subscription jokes. There are some subscription periodical jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these subscription premium puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I've experienced the 7 day trial and I'm not interested
"Ah well," I thought. "It's not the end of the world."
Guess I'll have to go there personally and see what's happening
We've all been through 2020.
It has become clear to me that 2021 is pronounced "2020 won," and that 2022 is pronounced "2020 too."
Not me, though. I can't afford a subscription.
Subscribe (Noun) - a very obedient writer
Above us, only Sky.
Cloud saves.
A magazine subscription.
Steve and Cliff are having this talk. Steve says, "My wife lets me subscribe to National Geographic and Playboy for the same reason." Cliff says, "Why?"
Steve says, "Because with both magazines, I get to see places I'll never get to visit."
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And 18 is when the free trail ends
Overused, shared by my family, secretly used by my friends and neighbors and ignored all night long.
...I mean, It's fun to leaf through, and full of crisp facts -*And that's just issue 1!* The publishers assure me that it's only the tip of the iceberg! Gee, I can't wait for issue 2 to see what facts romaine!
But the rental period is too short so you're always Russian!
Dad: Son, it's time to talk about the uhh female and male stuff.
Son: I'm sorry what?
Dad: You know.. the ding into hole in one stuff....
Son: I really don't know what you are talking about dad.
Dad: Son, I'm talking about sex.
Son: Oooh the sex stuff, I've already educated myself dad.
Dad: From where???
Son: From your Brazzers premium subscription account on your PC....
Give a man a monthly subscription of fish delivery right to his home, profit.
I'm readying an offer of $3.25 in Store Credit and a subscription to Game Informer.
It's a once a month fee and only for women.
For some reason, he got me a flashlight and subscription to lawn magazine
Because all of Mo'Niques fans cancelled their subscription.
I accidentally bought a subscription of WinRAR
And one day, we'll all have a subscription to Breeder's Digest.
Every month they send you a picture of the same woman.
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Delete my subscription. I just won the lottery.
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