Subscription Jokes

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I'd like to cancel my subscription to 2021

I've experienced the 7 day trial and I'm not interested

Netflix's new subscription fees are so high I've had to stop paying the heating bill,

Brings a whole new meaning to Netflix and chill…

I was just about to watch Armageddon on Netflix, when my subscription expired.

"Ah well," I thought. "It's not the end of the world."

I've had my gym subscription for 4 months now and nothing has changed

Guess I'll have to go there personally and see what's happening

Today I cancelled my subscription to the decade

We've all been through 2020.

It has become clear to me that 2021 is pronounced "2020 won," and that 2022 is pronounced "2020 too."

This Valentine's Day, 1 in 3 people will be crying into a bag of popcorn while watching Netflix alone.

Not me, though. I can't afford a subscription.

Subscribe (Verb) - to obtain or have a subscription to a publication, concert series, service, etc.

Subscribe (Noun) - a very obedient writer

Subscription joke, Subscribe (Verb) - to obtain or have a subscription to a publication, concert series, service, etc.

I founded John Lennon Television, and now we're the second biggest subscription TV service in the UK.

Above us, only Sky.

Why does Nintendo require an online subscription to finish Final Fantasy VII?

Cloud saves.

What should you buy so you always have ammunition on hand?

A magazine subscription.


Steve and Cliff are having this talk. Steve says, "My wife lets me subscribe to National Geographic and Playboy for the same reason." Cliff says, "Why?"

Steve says, "Because with both magazines, I get to see places I'll never get to visit."

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What did the programmer say when he bought a Microsoft Office subscription?

Hello Word

Life is the most expensive subscription ever

And 18 is when the free trail ends

I like my women how I like my Netflix subscription.

Overused, shared by my family, secretly used by my friends and neighbors and ignored all night long.

I just got subscription to a Magazine About lettuce...

...I mean, It's fun to leaf through, and full of crisp facts -*And that's just issue 1!* The publishers assure me that it's only the tip of the iceberg! Gee, I can't wait for issue 2 to see what facts romaine!

There's a new video subscription service in Russia called Nyetflix

But the rental period is too short so you're always Russian!

Subscription joke, There's a new video subscription service in Russia called Nyetflix

Dad and son had a conversation.

Dad: Son, it's time to talk about the uhh female and male stuff.

Son: I'm sorry what?

Dad: You know.. the ding into hole in one stuff....

Son: I really don't know what you are talking about dad.

Dad: Son, I'm talking about sex.

Son: Oooh the sex stuff, I've already educated myself dad.

Dad: From where???

Son: From your Brazzers premium subscription account on your PC....

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime.

Give a man a monthly subscription of fish delivery right to his home, profit.

So I heard that Gamestop is looking for a Buyer

I'm readying an offer of $3.25 in Store Credit and a subscription to Game Informer.

I found out there is this subscription service called Vampire Boyfriends.

It's a once a month fee and only for women.

A close friend asked me what I wanted for my Birthday but I don't think he ever listens.

For some reason, he got me a flashlight and subscription to lawn magazine

I just renewed my subscription to Married Playboy.

Every month they send you a picture of the same woman.

Why did Netflix lose 250 dollars?

Because all of Mo'Niques fans cancelled their subscription.

I had a terrible nightmare last night

I accidentally bought a subscription of WinRAR

If CRIPSR becomes commercialized, there should be a magazine that advertises its genetic-altering capabilities

And one day, we'll all have a subscription to Breeder's Digest.

What do you call the monthly word bill?


Subscription joke, What do you call the monthly word bill?

Hello? Is the Communist Party here?

Delete my subscription. I just won the lottery.

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We suggest to use only working subscription publication piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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