Subs Jokes
52 subs jokes and hilarious subs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about subs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a good laugh? Check out this hilarious collection of jokes about Firehouse Subs and other popular sandwich chains! Get ready to have some fun with these footlong-length zingers. Challenge your friends and family to a quiznos-style joke showdown and have a good time!
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Short subs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The subs humour may include short cons jokes also.
- Antiwork did an interview on fox News to try to create a good public image of their sub It didn't work.
- I've posted 9 puns here in this sub but none of them got upvoted. If this one doesn't either, then... ...no pun in ten did
- This was the year I got all I wanted: a girlfriend, a steady job, and many new friends. All I could want for the next year is... to be able to post this in a different sub.
- I saw a documentary about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage But I think this sub is doing even better!
- TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy Oops, wrong sub
- Is this the right sub? Need help repairing my fence. It seems everyone knows how to repost here.
- Can I tell banana jokes on this sub? Because opinions on those jokes are pretty *split*. I don't know if they'll ap*peal* to everyone.
- Can a tesla be stolen? Yes, but then it would be called an Edison.
(Credit to u/clintj1975 who posted this in a totally unrelated sub) - If two redheads have a child, it's ginger-bred. Yeah I reposted this for the 6th time in six years on this sub
- Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people. They already have enough on their plates.
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Subs One Liners
Which subs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with subs? I can suggest the ones about overs and ides.
- I'm getting laid tonight. I wish I could have posted this in any other sub.
- I finally got someone to be my valentine! I wish I could post this in any other sub.
- TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway Whoops, wrong sub.
- Why does Greta Thunberg love this sub? Coz of the amount of reused content here.
- In the movie 'The Hunt for Red October' ... the entire story is the sub-plot.
- I kissed a girl today. Wish I could post this in another sub some day.
- TIFU by climbing into a German U-Boat Whoops. Wrong sub.
- TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich instead of mine. oops wrong sub.
- Did you know the Mods on this sub are actually cows? Evidence listed below. [remooved]
- This sub could do with more geology jokes No pressure.
- For anyone who doesn't want to hear any pickle jokes on this sub: Too bad…. Dill with it!
- Greta Thunberg would be proud of this sub The content is very repeatedly recycled.
- Most of the puns on this sub make me numb But math puns make me number.
- This sub should be referred to as "Geddit."
- This sub is really disappointing me lately. I'm going to try the meatballs next time.
Firehouse Subs Jokes
Here is a list of funny firehouse subs jokes and even better firehouse subs puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear the Port of Subs down the street burned down? They should have been a Firehouse Subs.
- TIFU by getting myself a sandwich from Subway instead of Firehouse Subs. Wait, wrong sub
Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Subs Jokes and Friends
What funny jokes about subs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean soup jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make subs pranks.
50 Jokes for 50 US States Part II
# Alaska
An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked, 'Where were you on the night of October to April?'
Disclaimer: This is not my joke. And I sure hope that its not a repost from any of the subs. I am sure that there will be numerous variations out there. So just wanted to let you know that I read it on Reader's Digest Issue 1/09, finding it funny, I wanted to share with the jokers here.
Netflix's new subscription fees are so high I've had to stop paying the heating bill,
Brings a whole new meaning to Netflix and chill…
Whats the best thing about having dementia?
There are new jokes on this subs all the time
Jared Fogle likes his subs the way he likes his women...
6 to 12
What do Grubhub and FetLife have in common?
Hot subs in your area
Hello, Im here to subscribe to the gym
+Hello, I'm here to subscribe to the gym
-Are you here because of a New Year Resolution?
+Yes
-We have a one day plan, it includes 4 selfies in the weight lifting area
+Perfect
50 Jokes for 50 US States Part III
# Arizona
Its so hot in Arizona, cows are giving evaporated milk and the trees are whistling for dogs.
Disclaimer: This is not my joke. And I sure hope that its not a repost from any of the subs. I am sure that there will be numerous variations out there. So just wanted to let you know that I read it on Reader's Digest Issue 1/09, finding it funny, I wanted to share with the jokers here.
Subway is really upset about allegations concerning the meat in their subs...
They haven't been this worried about meat between buns since Jared was sentenced.
At a substance rehabilitation center, a sign is displayed on the lawn
"Keep off of the grass"
50 Jokes for 50 US States Part IV
# Arkansas
An Arkansas state trooper pulls over a pickup truck on 1-40.
He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver asks, " 'Bout what?"
Disclaimer: This is not my joke. And I sure hope that its not a repost from any of the subs. I am sure that there will be numerous variations out there. So just wanted to let you know that I read it on Reader's Digest Issue 1/09, finding it funny, I wanted to share with the jokers here.
Why are there no subs in Pennsylvania?
Everyone is either a hoagie or a dom.
h**... on Naval Subs
Substitutes.
As a dominant I love reddit...
This place is full of subs
My crush kissed me!
I wish I could post it in other subs.
Subscribe (Verb) - to obtain or have a subscription to a publication, concert series, service, etc.
Subscribe (Noun) - a very obedient writer
Why did the d**... join the submarine crew?
...She's just got a thing for subs.
I once had a substitute that had no rules, except for no Smashmouth.
I thought she was kidding, but then I saw her face.
A substitute teacher enters the class and asks:
"What do we call it when a muscle moves in our body involuntarily?"
No answer comes from the students. After waiting for a while the teacher decides to move on with another topic, but he sees a reluctant hand rising from the back row. The teacher tells him to answer. The kid replies:
"A tick, sir"
"Very good, son! What is your name?"
"Tavit"
I should get a job at the Pentagon Subway
So I can say I build subs for the Pentagon.
Subscriptions
Steve and Cliff are having this talk. Steve says, "My wife lets me subscribe to National Geographic and p**... for the same reason." Cliff says, "Why?"
Steve says, "Because with both magazines, I get to see places I'll never get to visit."
What does a d**... and Indiana Jones have in common?
They both ride on top of subs.
As an armchair pundit, I can't help thinking the Thai team would have escaped sooner
If they'd made better use of their subs
I subscribed to a great new magazine the other day.
There's just one issue.
Subscribers to Bread Enthusiast Monthly were upset when the July edition was all about flat bread. They said it was too big of a change from all the magazine's usual topics.
In actuality, it was a naan-issue.
I just got subscription to a Magazine About lettuce...
...I mean, It's fun to leaf through, and full of crisp facts -*And that's just issue 1!* The publishers assure me that it's only the tip of the iceberg! Gee, I can't wait for issue 2 to see what facts romaine!
Why do people always talk about gaming on politics subs?
Also, can anyone tell me why Mortal Kombat: Ultra isn't on Steam?
What substance is just as effective against crime stoppers as it is against criminals?
Criptonite.
They say you are what you eat...
I've been eating footlong subs for years and I'm nowhere near a foot long...
The substance was mildly acidic on the pH scale
It was a solid 5/7
A man walks in to a local deli and sees this sign.
€4 Chicken Sub
€3 Ham Sub
€2 h**...
A beautiful blond walks up to serve him.
Man- Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?
Beautiful Blonde- Yes I am
Man- Great, would ya mind washing your hands there and get me two ham subs.
What do YouTubers and Jared Fogle have in common?
They both sell out for subs.
My substitute teacher gave off fishy vibes.
One describes it as temp-aura.
I subscribed to a weekly email about the latest watches...
I now know that's I'm on somekind of watch list
Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?
He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls
