The Best 17 Subordinate Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Subordinate jokes. There are some subordinate bonus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these subordinate tardy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Subordinate Jokes and Puns
What is another name for Santa's elves?
Subordinate Clauses!
"Herr General, the Italians have entered the war"
said the Wehrmacht commander's subordinate.
"Really?" his boss sighed. "Send half a division to stop them."
"Nein, herr General." replied his subordinate; "they are entering on our side."
Upon hearing it, the General collapses onto the table, crying; "Send two armies to help them!"
Who corrects Santa's grammar?
A subordinate Clause.
Standing in a graveyard, Lex Luthor and his subordinate are planning Superman's demise
Lex: This is the night I bury Superman!
Henchman: You've finally figured out his weakness?
Lex: Yes, this evening, I'll lure him into this tomb and he'll be incapacitated!
Henchman: How does that work?
Lex: It's his crypt-tonight.
What does an English teacher call Santa's elves?
Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
Why can't the pirate be subordinate to the captain?
Because he's missing the second aye.
What does Santa call his English Elves?
Subordinate clauses.
... I'll see myself out.
What does a grammarian call Santa's Elves?
Subordinate Clauses.
Why was the terrorist commander mad at his subordinate?
Apparently, you're not supposed to practice suicide bombing!
How do you know the idea for this joke was made up by a boss...
Because I won't admit I stole it from my subordinate without giving him any credit.
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What do you call BDSM santa?
A subordinate claus.
Santa's helpers are known as...
subordinate Clauses
Santa's workers don't want to be called elves anymore
They want to be called subordinate clauses
Santa's kid really likes studying language
We call him Subordinate Claus.
Show me Santa's helpers...
And I'll show you subordinate clauses.
Real Money
Once a Boss said to his subordinate: "You have always wanted a bonus so I will give you $1,000,000i^2."
The Subordinate: "Sir I can this amount only on the Argand Plane."
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