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- I submitted 10 puns to a local newspaper, hoping one would make it in. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
- I entered a contest where I had to submit eleven jokes about Wimbledon. But I think tennis enough.
- You know what I hate about some of the jokes submitted to this sub? You know what I hate about some of the jokes submitted to this sub?
When people repeat the title in the description. - Why can't Chuck Norris complete forms and applications on the internet? Because he can't bring himself to click the "submit" button.
- I submitted ten of my best puns to a Pun Competition, hoping at least one of them would win. No pun in ten did.
- Why don't Muslims fill out online forms? Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.
- Knock knock! Who's there?
Cow!
Cow who?
A cow says moo, silly.
(my 5 year old daughter made me submit this... ) - China banned their soldiers from using the Apple watch due to security concerns One soldier submitted a formal complaint. "My daughter made this for me!"
- My teacher asked me to submit a 1,000 word essay, but I couldn't be bothered... So I handed in a picture instead...
- If it's yellow, let it mellow If it's brown, stop it at the border and submit it to extreme vetting.
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- I recently submitted my resume to Sony But they canceled the interview
- I was asked to submit a 1,000 word essay.. So I just submitted a picture instead.
- I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. No pun in 10 did.
- I've submitted ten puns today trying to make the front page no pun in ten did...
- A man submits 10 puns to a contest, hoping to win... but no pun-in-ten-did.
- I submitted ten puns into a pun contest, wanna know how many won? No pun in ten did
- I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did.
- What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school? Submitting a stool sample.
- I submitted a glass pane in for a competition. I'm hoping I can window.
- I submitted 10 puns into a pun contest None of them won. No pun in ten did.
- A cow recently submitted a two word theater review... "Udderly Mooving."
- Why is it so hard for men to get on Christian Mingle? Only women get a "SUBMIT" button.
- I don't think I'm good at jiu jitsu Even my waiver got submitted
- I was going to submit a joke about carpentry... But I didn't think it wood work...
- Need help submitting my code, comment yours and I'll add whenever possible! b7944042
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Money was a little tight, so I entered a pun writing contest...
I read the rules carefully, and it turns out that there was no limit on the amount of times you could enter, so I submitted ten separate entries.
I thought my chances were good, but I just looked at the contest winners to see if any of my entries won, and unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
The art museum didn't like the box of Tampax I submitted...
especially after I told them it was a period piece.
Can we Frankenstein Monster a joke?
i propose we see who can come up with the best joke. we submit a part, someone else adds to it. maybe 3 parts? maybe not? let's see who can come up with the funniest crowd sourced joke.
There was once a pastry competition...
Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.
They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*
They keep telling me to submit a strong resume, but
RESUME is getting me nowhere!
Dang girl, I want to treat you like my big toe...
...and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
(sorry if its been submitted before)
I clicked "Submit a Joke" before thinking of what I'd say
Now I know how the Republican party feels.
I entered a pun contest
I entered a pun contest. They asked me to submit ten of my best puns.
I came up with the best I could think of, hoping at least one of them would win.
No pun in ten did.
The Physics department in a university submits a request for an expensive piece of equipment
The university president is not pleased. "You people in the Physics Department always ask for money. You always need costly technologies. Why can't you be more like the Mathematics department? All they need is paper, pens, and trash cans. Or even better, like the Philosophy department, they need only paper and pens."
In Art Class...
Teacher: Why did you submit a blank sheet?
Student: That's a cow in the field.
Teacher: Field? Where's the grass?
Student: The cow ate it.
Teacher: Then, where's the cow?
Student: There's no grass left, you expect it to stay there..?
So I Submitted an Article to the School Newspaper
The article was written on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. The article ended up being brought to the attention of the administrators. After about a month, the administration closed down the school due to "chemical risks." When the school reopened, it was disconnected from all water lines.
My doctor just thanked me for submitting the minimum amount of f**... for my stool sample.
I told him it was the least I could doo.
I sorted by top of all time and copied and pasted the best joke here
I was just about to hit submit and a tow truck came along and hitched onto the back of my car. I jumped out and screamed, *Why are you towing my car?* The tow driver just stared back at me with this dead look in his eye, not saying a thing. *At least tell me where you're bringing my car*, I begged. The driver slowly turned to me and and said: Repo St.
A mushroom goes into the hall of bad jokes and says I'd like to submit a joke of my people
The receptionist looks at him and says listen buddy we have so many bad jokes here that I'm not sure we can squeeze yours in. It has to be exceptionally bad, let me hear it.
Mushroom: so a shroom goes on a date with this girl and she says 'tell me about yourself' and he says 'well I'm a fungi!'
Receptionist: yeah that jokes bad but it's just not gonna cut it, we can't put it in,
We don't have mushroom.
Dear sir, On behalf of Channel Four may I thank you for your application submitted on behalf of your wife for our new reality show.
Also the charming photograph you enclosed. Whilst agreeing that she could make a worthy contribution to the program if selected, I would point out that the correct title of the series is actually "Fact Hunt". Kind regards Channel Four.
My biology teacher asked me to make a diagram of bacteria.
When he questioned why I submitted a blank piece of paper, I told him : "it only appears blank because its invisible to the n**... eye"
Last week I submitted a ten page in depth technical description of my groundbreaking invention to a prestigious journal... but it didn't get published.
They said I should just call a s**... a s**....
The neighbourhood kids just invited me to a waterfight!
I'm just submitting this post while the kettle boils.
Certain public employees who have to submit daily to the rapid fire ...
... of well-meant but needless questions may be excused if they occasionally turn upon their persecutors. This is how an elevator boy dealt with one of them:
"Don't you ever feel sick going up and down this elevator all day?" a fussy lady asked him.
"Yes, ma'am", courteously replied the elevator boy.
"Is it the motion going down?" pursued the lady.
"No, ma'am."
"The going up?"
"No, ma'am."
"Is it the stopping that does it?"
"No, ma'am."
"Then what is it?"
"Answering questions, ma'am."
Source: 1913 newspaper
A student is blatantly cheating in an exam
The invigilator is watching in a mixture of disbelief and amusement as the student peeks at a crib sheet and looks at his neighbours papers.
At the end of the exam the students line up to hand their papers in. When the cheater gets to the front of the line the invigilator says "Uh-uh, no way. You were blatantly cheating; you don't get to submit a paper"
The student looks him in the eye and says "Do you know who I am!?"
"Not a clue!" says the invigilator.
"Good then" says the student, as he slips his paper into the middle of the stack of papers on the desk and walks out.
How many bureaucrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
Thank you for your query. Your number is #204588. We have allotted a timeslot for you at 2-3pm on Tuesday the 28th of November, during which time you will be required to fill out and submit forms 32.B and 44.A from our catalogue. Once these forms have been processed by our team we will begin an investigation into the matter, which will conclude within 4-6 business weeks.