The Best 19 Submitt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Submitt jokes. There are some submitt submit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these submitt entries puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Submitt Jokes and Puns

I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win.

No pun in 10 did.

I've submitted ten puns today trying to make the front page

no pun in ten did...

I submitted 10 puns to a local newspaper, hoping one would make it in.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Submitt joke, I submitted 10 puns to a local newspaper, hoping one would make it in.

I submitted ten puns into a pun contest, wanna know how many won?

No pun in ten did

I submitted ten of my best puns to a Pun Competition, hoping at least one of them would win.

No pun in ten did.


I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page...

no pun in ten did.

I submitted a glass pane in for a competition.

I'm hoping I can window.

Submitt joke, I submitted a glass pane in for a competition.

I submitted 10 puns into a pun contest

None of them won. No pun in ten did.

So I Submitted an Article to the School Newspaper

The article was written on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. The article ended up being brought to the attention of the administrators. After about a month, the administration closed down the school due to "chemical risks." When the school reopened, it was disconnected from all water lines.

I just submitted my application to be on the next season of Survivor...

Which apparently was not the answer my dad was looking for when he asked "How is the job search going?"

Submitting this while I'm in a car...

Don't worry... I'm in the passenger seat, which makes it harder to drive but fools the COPS.

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I submitted a couple puns to a programmer's joke contest

If any won, I'd get golden rubber duck. Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did

I would like to have submitted that joke about UDP here

but I don't think you would get it.

Submitted ten jokes to a local newspaper that was giving away $100 for the best joke.

Despite multiple efforts to win, no pun in ten did.

I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

I submitted seven puns to a joke competition...

Then, after thinking about it some more I sent in another three thinking that at least one of them would have to win.

Sadly no pun in ten did.

Submitt joke, I submitted seven puns to a joke competition...

I submitted my DNA for genetic testing and the lab wrote back that I'm related to Donald Trump!

I guess that's what I get for using 24 and me . . .

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I submitted several play on words to a competition, hoping one will bring me victory....

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the submitt ten jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working submitt proposal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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