The Best 47 Submit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Submit jokes. There are some submit entries jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these submit submission puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Submit Jokes and Puns

What are some dirty jokes you know?

I was asked to submit some dirty jokes to an ongoing event. The annoucer ask a person a dirty joke and if they guess the answer correctly they're awarded a prize.

An example of a dirty joke they've asked is "What do you call two people 69ing?"

"Odor eaters."

Any dirty jokes are greatly appreciated.

Pun challenge

My friend entered a pun tournament this weekend and had to submit 10 puns. When I asked if he won, he told me "No pun in ten did"

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Submit joke, Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Can we Frankenstein Monster a joke?

i propose we see who can come up with the best joke. we submit a part, someone else adds to it. maybe 3 parts? maybe not? let's see who can come up with the funniest crowd sourced joke.

I submitted 10 puns to a local newspaper, hoping one would make it in.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.


I submitted several play on words to a competition, hoping one will bring me victory....

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

Submit your best! (Puns)

What are your best one or two liner PUNS?

Submit joke, Submit your best! (Puns)

Russia Jokes

Submit your best Russia jokes.

Mine are "Why was everybody in Russia rushin'? Because nobody wanted to be Stalin." and "Why were Russians wearing bear fur coats? Because Lenins weren't warm enough for them."

Need help submitting my code, comment yours and I'll add whenever possible! b7944042

I entered a joke contest and to increase my chances of winning I submit 10 jokes....

Unfortunately I didn't win, no pun in ten did...

I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win.

No pun in 10 did.

You can explore submit comment reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean submit plead dad jokes. There are also submit puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I submitted a glass pane in for a competition.

I'm hoping I can window.

They keep telling me to submit a strong resume, but

RESUME is getting me nowhere!

I submit a new paraphrase of the Peter Principal. Republican politicans shall be elected to their level of incompetency...

And then they shall run for President!

I just submitted my application to be on the next season of Survivor...

Which apparently was not the answer my dad was looking for when he asked "How is the job search going?"

If a tree falls down in the woods..

If a tree falls down in the woods and nobody's around to react to it, do the Fine Bro's still submit a copyright claim?

Submit joke, If a tree falls down in the woods..

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page...

no pun in ten did.


I clicked "Submit a Joke" before thinking of what I'd say

Now I know how the Republican party feels.

Submitted ten jokes to a local newspaper that was giving away $100 for the best joke.

Despite multiple efforts to win, no pun in ten did.

Why is it so hard for men to get on Christian Mingle?

Only women get a "SUBMIT" button.

I would like to have submitted that joke about UDP here

but I don't think you would get it.

I submitted a couple puns to a programmer's joke contest

If any won, I'd get golden rubber duck. Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did

Why can't Chuck Norris complete forms and applications on the internet?

Because he can't bring himself to click the "submit" button.

I submitted my DNA for genetic testing and the lab wrote back that I'm related to Donald Trump!

I guess that's what I get for using 24 and me . . .

A pun contest...

A man's newsletter tells him about a pun contest they are holding. The person who submits the best pun will win $10000. The man thinks,
*I could really use that money!*
So he decides he will submit some puns. In the hopes of winning the $10000, he submits 10 puns in one letter. He hoped and prayed that at least one pun would win it for him.

But no pun in ten did.

If it's yellow, let it mellow

If it's brown, stop it at the border and submit it to extreme vetting.

I entered a pun contest

I entered a pun contest. They asked me to submit ten of my best puns.

I came up with the best I could think of, hoping at least one of them would win.

No pun in ten did.

How do you ask a Silicon Valley prostitute for a handjob?

Submit a pull request.

I submitted seven puns to a joke competition...

Then, after thinking about it some more I sent in another three thinking that at least one of them would have to win.

Sadly no pun in ten did.

I was asked to submit a 1,000 word essay..

So I just submitted a picture instead.

In Art Class...

Teacher: Why did you submit a blank sheet?
Student: That's a cow in the field.
Teacher: Field? Where's the grass?
Student: The cow ate it.
Teacher: Then, where's the cow?
Student: There's no grass left, you expect it to stay there..?

Submitting this while I'm in a car...

Don't worry... I'm in the passenger seat, which makes it harder to drive but fools the COPS.

I submitted 10 puns into a pun contest

None of them won. No pun in ten did.

So I Submitted an Article to the School Newspaper

The article was written on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. The article ended up being brought to the attention of the administrators. After about a month, the administration closed down the school due to "chemical risks." When the school reopened, it was disconnected from all water lines.

I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

My teacher asked me to submit a 1,000 word essay, but I couldn't be bothered...

So I handed in a picture instead...

I was going to submit a joke about carpentry...

But I didn't think it wood work...

I've submitted ten puns today trying to make the front page

no pun in ten did...

Alcohol tastes better when you're underaged because the secret ingredient is crime.

The joke is, I tried to submit this to SHOWERTHOUGHTS but it got rejected by the AutoBot there.

If you're looking for a seasonal employment opportunity this winter

You could always submit a resume for the chief of staff position at the white house. It's not likely to last more than a few months.

I submitted ten puns into a pun contest, wanna know how many won?

No pun in ten did

Job ad: Position of a psychic at large international corporation open ($1M/annually)

Submit your application and cover letter you know where. The deadline is you know when.

I sorted by top of all time and copied and pasted the best joke here

I was just about to hit submit and a tow truck came along and hitched onto the back of my car. I jumped out and screamed, *Why are you towing my car?* The tow driver just stared back at me with this dead look in his eye, not saying a thing. *At least tell me where you're bringing my car*, I begged. The driver slowly turned to me and and said: Repo St.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Cow!

Cow who?

A cow says moo, silly.

(my 5 year old daughter made me submit this... )

A mushroom goes into the hall of bad jokes and says I'd like to submit a joke of my people

The receptionist looks at him and says listen buddy we have so many bad jokes here that I'm not sure we can squeeze yours in. It has to be exceptionally bad, let me hear it.

Mushroom: so a shroom goes on a date with this girl and she says 'tell me about yourself' and he says 'well I'm a fungi!'

Receptionist: yeah that jokes bad but it's just not gonna cut it, we can't put it in,
We don't have mushroom.

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