The Best 12 Submissive Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Submissive jokes. There are some submissive sexdaily jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these submissive femdom puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Submissive Jokes and Puns

Adam's new wife

Adam had been in the garden of Eden for several years without someone to share his life with. One day, he asked God for a companion.

God said to him, "I can give you a wife that will be everything you could dream of. Humble and submissive, she will make your life nothing but pleasurable. However, to make her I'll need an arm and a leg."

Adam says, "Aw what, that sucks! What can I get for a rib?"

What do you call a submissive furry?

A subwoofer

What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

Submissive joke, What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

What do you call a submissive dog?

A sub-woofer

Good news: I recently discovered I was interested in Necrophilia.

Bad news: I'm a submissive bottom.


Am I a submissive guy?

You tell me.

Dating these days

Boy: Hi
Girl: What?
Boy: How are you?
Girl: Do I know you?
Boy: I'm Rich..
Girl: Oh! Hi. My name is Mary but you can call me "Baby" I'm 19 & I am very submissive. I love short men, especially like you & I'm glad to meet you. So, when are we going out?
Boy: No, no, no "Rich" is my name
Girl: Sorry I don't talk to strangers

Submissive joke, Dating these days

You know what I think of submissive citrus fruits.

They are sublime.

What do you call a submissive with a fluid sexual orientation?

Bi-o-degradable

What does a submissive gay Asian eat?

Top ramen.

[OC] I asked my friend for advice as I was being too submissive

"Say no more." He replied.

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