The Best 16 Submission Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Submission jokes. There are some submission publisher jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these submission crucify puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Submission Jokes and Puns

I'm tired of seeing "Hey OP, I banged your mom" comments every time I post a submission....

I never should have given dad my username.

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

Found a interesting submission today about how to counter-attack while fencing...

Then I realized it was a riposte.

Submission joke, Found a interesting submission today about how to counter-attack while fencing...

What's the difference between a gingerbread man and an orange man?

One runs away, the other runs for president.

^^It's ^^kinda ^^my ^^first ^^submission ^^I ^^hope ^^it's ^^ok

Did you hear about the homeless artist who got turned down in his submission for a classic string toy rebranding?

It was a no-go hobo yo-yo logo.


A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I just emailed in my application form for a dominatrix club..." he tells the bartender.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I just emailed in my application form for a dominatrix club..." he tells the bartender. "What happened?" the bartender asks. "I got an instant reply thanking me for my submission."

I once was wrestling a guy and had him in a lock but couldn't make him tap out.

Sorry for the bad submission.

Submission joke, I once was wrestling a guy and had him in a lock but couldn't make him tap out.

[My first ever submission!] A man is driving through a shady part of town...

...When he pulls up at a stop sign.

A woman of the night, about 3 inches tall, approaches his car and shouts to him in a voice that betrays any femininity; "Hey darl, you looking for a good time? I'm only 10 cents per hour."

The driver replies "Sorry, I don't want any micro-transactions."

IRS summons [NSFW]

A businessman comes home, turns to the wife and says:

Honey, I received a subpoena from the IRS regarding the late submission statement!

Do you think I should go in jeans or in business suit?

Well, dear... I tell you the same thing my mother said to me when I asked her if on the night of our wedding, I should
use a lace underwear or a silk underwear!

And what did your mother tell you?

Whatever. He's going to f... you anyway!

While married to Rose, we acquired house, cars, jewelry, retirement accounts. And with the divorce,

everything is coming up *ROSE's*!!

I have no idea how my first submission of this came to be flaired "Religion"... so I deleted it.

I have a plan to make bathrooms more gender inclusive

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Chuck knows the best Chuck Norris facts ever

But we will never find out what they are because he doesn't believe in any form of submission

So, my boyfriend said my handjobs weren't very good

I beat him into submission.

So I've to board my submarine off the coast of the Seychelles and monitor the Somali pirates as they sail around the coast of Mogadishu.

This is my latest submission.

One I made on my own. I've been told it is worthy of submission.

My friend, the architect.

So the other day I was talking to my architect friend who was working on one of his houses. I asked him how it was going, and he said pretty well. He said the first two walls had been raised, and that they were working on the third. I looked around, but didn't see any more building materials, so I asked what about the fourth wall? He looked up and said, what? You must be joking!

Why were Juan and his twin sibling able to plagiarize off each other without being caught?

Nobody expects the Spanish Twin Submission.

Submission joke, Why were Juan and his twin sibling able to plagiarize off each other without being caught?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the submission plagiarize jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working submission submissive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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