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Funniest Submerged Short Jokes

Short submerged jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The submerged humour may include short underwater jokes also.

  1. Did you know, it took 2 hours and 40 minutes for the Titantic to submerge underwater? Let that sink in.
  2. A man's house fell into the ocean and was almost completely submerged. He watched everything but the kitchen sink.
  3. Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics? It was fabricated.
  4. If you drop your phone in water, submerge it in rice... ...it will attract Asians who will fix fix the phone.
  5. It took a whole 2 hours and 40 minutes for the Titanic to submerge completely underwater. Let that sink in.
  6. What do you call it when your house suddenly becomes submerged in salt water? An emergent sea.
  7. The polar ice caps just melted and The Netherlands got fully submerged Now they're called The m**... Trench

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Submerged One Liners

Which submerged one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with submerged? I can suggest the ones about drowned and sunken.

  1. The last Houston to be submerged in water was Whitney and that didn't end well.
  2. That new film, The Finest Hours, looks really good the plot looks very submerging

Submerged joke, That new film, The Finest Hours, looks really good

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about submerged can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of submerged puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Happy Submerged Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about submerged you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean submarine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make submerged prank.

Obama, Putin and Merkel at the baltic sea

Obama declares: Our submarines can stay submerged for ten days before needing air.
Putin promptly says: That's nothing. Russian submarines can stay submerged for up to a month.
Merkel is embarrassed and stays silent.
Suddenly a submarine emerges. The hatch opens and the man yells: Heil h**...! Is the war over?

A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer are tasked with finding the volume of a rubber ball

The mathematician takes the ball, measures its diameter, then calculates the volume.
The physicist submerges the ball in water and measures the amount of water displaced.
The engineer twists and turns the ball, looking for the model number.

A Mathematician, and Physicist, and an Engineer

are asked to find the volume of a red rubber ball.
The mathematician knows that the volume of a sphere has been mathematically determined so they measures the radius and puts it into the proper formula.
The physicist knows that Archimedes discovered how to determine the volume of an object so they submerge it in water and record the change in water level.
The Engineer finds the number on the ball then pulls out their book of red rubber b**... and finds its specifications.

So Merkel, Putin and Obama walk along the beach.

Suddenly Obama mentions; "You know, our Navy submarines can submerge for 4 weeks straight!"
Putin grins and says; "Well, our submarines can submerge for 6 weeks straight, they just have to surface for the food!"
Suddenly a Submarine surfaces right in front of them, a man appears and yells "SIEG HEIL! WE RAN OUT OF BENZIN!"

A french, an english and a german general are talking about submarine technology

The French general tells them their submarines can stay underwater for three days.
The British says theirs can stay submerged for 180 days
Suddenly a submarine comes up. A man comes out and shouts: "SIEG HEIL. Wir brauchen Sprit!"

An Egyptian man was sailing down a river

When his boat started to leak. He kept on rowing further down the river, whilst more and more water started to pour in. The man ignored the problem and just continued to sail down the river. Eventually his boat was nearly fully submerged and it quickly started to sink. The man refused to come to terms with his situation and just kept trying to row down the river.
He was in de Nile

Submerged joke, It took a whole 2 hours and 40 minutes for the Titanic to submerge completely underwater.

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