Submerged Jokes
15 submerged jokes and hilarious submerged puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about submerged that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Submerged Short Jokes
Short submerged jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The submerged humour may include short underwater jokes also.
- Did you know, it took 2 hours and 40 minutes for the Titantic to submerge underwater? Let that sink in.
- A man's house fell into the ocean and was almost completely submerged. He watched everything but the kitchen sink.
- Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics? It was fabricated.
- What do you call it when your house suddenly becomes submerged in salt water? An emergent sea.
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Submerged One Liners
Which submerged one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with submerged? I can suggest the ones about submarine and buried.
- The last Houston to be submerged in water was Whitney and that didn't end well.
- That new film, The Finest Hours, looks really good the plot looks very submerging
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What funny jokes about submerged you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean under the sea jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make submerged pranks.
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Obama, Putin and Merkel at the baltic sea
Obama declares: Our submarines can stay submerged for ten days before needing air.
Putin promptly says: That's nothing. Russian submarines can stay submerged for up to a month.
Merkel is embarrassed and stays silent.
Suddenly a submarine emerges. The hatch opens and the man yells: Heil h**...! Is the war over?
A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer are tasked with finding the volume of a rubber ball
The mathematician takes the ball, measures its diameter, then calculates the volume.
The physicist submerges the ball in water and measures the amount of water displaced.
The engineer twists and turns the ball, looking for the model number.
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A Mathematician, and Physicist, and an Engineer
are asked to find the volume of a red rubber ball.
The mathematician knows that the volume of a sphere has been mathematically determined so they measures the radius and puts it into the proper formula.
The physicist knows that Archimedes discovered how to determine the volume of an object so they submerge it in water and record the change in water level.
The Engineer finds the number on the ball then pulls out their book of red rubber b**... and finds its specifications.
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So Merkel, Putin and Obama walk along the beach.
Suddenly Obama mentions; "You know, our Navy submarines can submerge for 4 weeks straight!"
Putin grins and says; "Well, our submarines can submerge for 6 weeks straight, they just have to surface for the food!"
Suddenly a Submarine surfaces right in front of them, a man appears and yells "SIEG HEIL! WE RAN OUT OF BENZIN!"
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A french, an english and a german general are talking about submarine technology
The French general tells them their submarines can stay underwater for three days.
The British says theirs can stay submerged for 180 days
Suddenly a submarine comes up. A man comes out and shouts: "SIEG HEIL. Wir brauchen Sprit!"
An Egyptian man was sailing down a river
When his boat started to leak. He kept on rowing further down the river, whilst more and more water started to pour in. The man ignored the problem and just continued to sail down the river. Eventually his boat was nearly fully submerged and it quickly started to sink. The man refused to come to terms with his situation and just kept trying to row down the river.
He was in de Nile
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The polar ice caps just melted and The Netherlands got fully submerged
Now they're called The m**... Trench
Two blondes are sitting by the river
... and are watching ducks. A farmer on a tractor appears and asks 'Can I cross the river over here?'.
'Sure you can' one of the blondes replies.
So he drives into the river and drowns after which one blonde comments to the other: 'Strange that he drowned, the ducks were submerged only to their chests'
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A russian and an american are in the baltic sea arguing about which one has better submarines
Russian: "Our submarines ovat the absolute top, you never find them and they can be submerged for weeks."
American: "Our subs can patrol all seas without any blind spots continously without you noticing and they can stay underwater for months."
Suddenly a german submarine that's worn-out but still in a good condition for it's age surfaces. An old grey-bearded man opens up the hatch and shouts to them:
"Heil h**...! Haben sie Diesel?"
