The Best 4 Submerge Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Submerge jokes. There are some submerge vessels jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these submerge titantic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Submerge Jokes and Puns

So Merkel, Putin and Obama walk along the beach.

Suddenly Obama mentions; "You know, our Navy submarines can submerge for 4 weeks straight!"

Putin grins and says; "Well, our submarines can submerge for 6 weeks straight, they just have to surface for the food!"

Suddenly a Submarine surfaces right in front of them, a man appears and yells "SIEG HEIL! WE RAN OUT OF BENZIN!"

Did you know, it took 2 hours and 40 minutes for the Titantic to submerge underwater?

Let that sink in.

If you drop your phone in water, submerge it in rice...

...it will attract Asians who will fix fix the phone.

It took a whole 2 hours and 40 minutes for the Titanic to submerge completely underwater.

Let that sink in.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the submerge soak jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working submerge submarine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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