The Best 6 Submarin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Submarin jokes. There are some submarin blonde jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these submarin sea puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Submarin Jokes and Puns

Why did the submarine quit its job?

It was under too much pressure.

Why are submarines more dangerous than regular ships?

They're built with sub-standard materials.

An English man, French and American walk near the sea

And argue who has the best submarines.

The french says: Our submarines can las a whole week under water.

The english man says: Our submarines can last two weeks under water.

The american says: Well our submarines can last a whole month under water.

Near them a submarin emerges from the water and a man comes out of it and asks: Heil, is the war over?

Why couldn't the submarine captain keep piloting the sub?

The pressure was killing him.

What does a submarine full of gay guys smell like?

Sea Men


I got onto my submarine at the military base, and realized that the lay-out was different. Even worse, some guys stuff was in my bunk!

Whoops, wrong sub

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the submarin stuff jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working submarin navy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes