Sublime Jokes

Funniest Sublime Short Jokes

Short sublime jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sublime humour may include short subtle jokes also.

1. It's a shame The Beatles didn't make the submarine in that song green. That would've been sublime.
2. My roommates have very strong opinions about lemons One says lemons are the worst type of citrus.
   One says lemons are the absolute best.
   Both call them "sublime."
3. Instead of mistletoe, we should hang up green citrus fruits so when you stand under them, you'll feel sublime.
4. Rick is sitting in his bar in Casablanca, enjoying the sublime beauty of geometry... He raises his glass and says, "Here's looking at Euclid."
5. I think Sublime would make a great oncology team They'd smoke two joints before they smoke two joints, and then they'd smoke tumor.
6. I've been trying to learn how to play Sublime songs on guitar... I haven't made any progress yet because I don't practice Santeria.
7. My friend said he got tickets to a sublime concert and asked if I wanted to go. I said "Sure! Who's playing?"
8. I bought a juice drink whilst visiting a navy exhibit in my city. it was unexpectedly delicious. No-one told me it would be sub-lime.
9. Limes are the best sour citrus fruit. And lemons are absolutely sub-lime.
10. Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis? Cause love is what I got

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Sublime One Liners

Which sublime one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sublime? I can suggest the ones about superb and breathtaking.

1. Scientists have discovered a fantastic new shade of the colour green. Its sublime
2. Apples are my second favourite fruit. They're sublime!
3. What's worse than lime? Sublime.
4. I'm in a Sublime cover band I actually DO have to practice Santeria
5. A Punny Punderwater Joke What do you call an underwater citrus?
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   Sublime.
6. You know what I think of submissive citrus fruits. They are sublime.
7. I was dared to eat a spoonful of dry ice. It tasted sublime!
8. Why does the yogi always meditate under the citrus tree? It's a sublime spot
9. I'm about to be fired from a Sublime cover band... I don't practice Santeria.
10. What do you call the lowest fruit on a lime tree? Sublime
11. I have pretty strong opinions about citrus I find the taste of lemons to be quite sublime
12. Why was the Sublime cover band so bad? They don't practice Santeria.
13. Why was the cocktail not sublime? Because it was sub lime.
14. Why doesn't Sublime play Santeria anymore? Because they don't practice it.
15. I remember having a dry ice presentation in middle school. It was sublime.

Sublime Band Jokes

Here is a list of funny sublime band jokes and even better sublime band puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the d**... lemon's favorite band? Sublime

The Funniest Sublime Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about sublime you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean divine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sublime pranks.