The Best 25 Sublime Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sublime jokes. There are some sublime marvelous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sublime terrific puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sublime Jokes and Puns

It's a shame The Beatles didn't make the submarine in that song green.

That would've been sublime.

Scientists have discovered a fantastic new shade of the colour green.

Its sublime

Apples are my second favourite fruit.

They're sublime!

Sublime joke, Apples are my second favourite fruit.

What's worse than lime?


I'm in a Sublime cover band

I actually DO have to practice Santeria

A Punny Punderwater Joke

What do you call an underwater citrus?


You know what I think of submissive citrus fruits.

They are sublime.

Sublime joke, You know what I think of submissive citrus fruits.

My roommates have very strong opinions about lemons

One says lemons are the worst type of citrus.

One says lemons are the absolute best.

Both call them "sublime."

I was dared to eat a spoonful of dry ice.

It tasted sublime!

Why does the yogi always meditate under the citrus tree?

It's a sublime spot

I'm about to be fired from a Sublime cover band...

I don't practice Santeria.

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Instead of mistletoe, we should hang up green citrus fruits

so when you stand under them, you'll feel sublime.

What do you call the lowest fruit on a lime tree?


Rick is sitting in his bar in Casablanca, enjoying the sublime beauty of geometry...

He raises his glass and says, "Here's looking at Euclid."

I have pretty strong opinions about citrus

I find the taste of lemons to be quite sublime

I think Sublime would make a great oncology team

They'd smoke two joints before they smoke two joints, and then they'd smoke tumor.

Sublime joke, I think Sublime would make a great oncology team

I've been trying to learn how to play Sublime songs on guitar...

I haven't made any progress yet because I don't practice Santeria.

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

Why was the cocktail not sublime?

Because it was sub lime.

Why doesn't Sublime play Santeria anymore?

Because they don't practice it.

My friend said he got tickets to a sublime concert and asked if I wanted to go.

I said "Sure! Who's playing?"

I remember having a dry ice presentation in middle school.

It was sublime.

I bought a juice drink whilst visiting a navy exhibit in my city. it was unexpectedly delicious.

No-one told me it would be sub-lime.

Limes are the best sour citrus fruit.

And lemons are absolutely sub-lime.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sublime heavenly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sublime pine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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