The Best 13 Subjective Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Subjective jokes. There are some subjective pos jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these subjective objective puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Subjective Jokes and Puns

If I'm being subjective, I'd say that the greatest hero in Sci Fi is Doctor Who. But if I'm being completely objective...

I'd say it's Doctor Whom.

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If you ask me what my favorite rock band is and I'm being subjective, I'd say The Who.

If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom.

If I was being subjective, I'd say the greatest science fiction show of all time was Doctor Who, but if I was being objective...

I'd say it was Doctor Whom.

Subjective joke, If I was being subjective, I'd say the greatest science fiction show of all time was Doctor Who, but

If I was being subjective, I would have to say that the greatest sci-fi show of all time is Dr. Who.

If I was being objective, I would say it's Dr. Whom.

The greatest sci-fi show of all time

If I were being subjective, I'd say that the greatest SCI-FI show of all time was Doctor Who...

 

But, if I were being objective, I'd have to say it was **Doctor Whom.**


Racism is a subjective matter

there are no black and white solutions

"Time is a construct of man, a means of adding value and structure to a chaotic universe, it serves no real purpose, it's endless and infinite, unfathomable and subjective."

"You're still late" replied my boss.

Subjective joke, "Time is a construct of man, a means of adding value and structure to a chaotic universe, it serves

How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.

A strict agnostic says to another strict agnostic...

"All knowledge is subjective."

The other strict agnostic thinks about this for a moment and responds, "Yeah, well, that's just, like, your *opinion*, man."

I've been an average cop for 24 years.

I'm a subjective effective detective.

If I'm being subjective, the greatest sci-fi show of all time is Dr. Who.

If I'm being objective, it is Dr. Whom.

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Why is humor subjective?

Asked the bartender.

The customer replies, "*humour."

My best joke so far

- Hey man, what's your favorite philosophical current?
-The Existentialism.
-Why?
-For subjective reasons.

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