Subjective Jokes

Funniest Subjective Short Jokes

Short subjective jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The subjective humour may include short objective jokes also.

1. Genders are like the twin Towers There used to be two of them and now its a really sensitive subject.
2. My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject?
   My wife: Ok, more chores around the house need to be done by you.
3. If I'm being subjective, I'd say that the greatest hero in Sci Fi is Doctor Who. But if I'm being completely objective... I'd say it's Doctor Whom.
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4. A blind man walks into a library and asks, "Do you have any books on tape?" The librarian says, "Yes, yes we do, but it's not a very interesting subject."
5. If you ask me what my favorite rock band is and I'm being subjective, I'd say The Who. If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom.
6. A mugger holds a man at gunpoint and says, "Give me your wallet or you're science!" The man says, "Don't you mean history?"
   The mugger yells, "Don't try to change the subject!"
7. Genders are like the twin tower There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject
8. Gender is like the Twin Towers There used to be two, and now it's a really touchy subject to bring up
9. Mugger: Give me all your stuff or you're science! Me: Don't you mean history?
   Mugger: Don't try to change the subject!
10. If I was being subjective, I'd say the greatest science fiction show of all time was Doctor Who, but if I was being objective... I'd say it was Doctor Whom.

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Subjective One Liners

Which subjective one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with subjective? I can suggest the ones about emotional and psychological.

1. Genders are like the twin towers There used to be 2 of them but now it's a touchy subject
2. Did you hear about the photographer who ran out of subjects? He shot himself.
3. What was the seal's favorite subject in school? ART ART ART!
4. What's a feminist's favorite subject? Triggernometry.
5. Hey guys please don't make fun of braille. It's a very *touchy* subject
6. What math subject are Feminists best at? Triggernometry.
7. I don't like talking about my childhood as a church choir boy it is a touchy subject
8. What is a feminists least favourite subject at school? Triggernometry.
9. Whats a feminist's favorite subject in school? Trigonometry.
10. He didn't avoid the subject of his erectile dysfunction, it just never came up.
11. What is the owl's favorite school subject? Owlgebra
12. you'd think a discussion about water would be boring but it's never a dry subject
13. I feel like 2nd base is a really Touchy subject
14. How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero? 0K
15. A subject and verb walk into a bar... They have a disagreement.
    They walks out.

Witty Subjective Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about subjective you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean existential jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make subjective pranks.