Subject Jokes

Funniest Subject Short Jokes

Short subject jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The subject humour may include short topic jokes also.

1. Genders are like the twin Towers There used to be two of them and now its a really sensitive subject.
2. My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject?
   My wife: Ok, more chores around the house need to be done by you.
3. If I'm being subjective, I'd say that the greatest hero in Sci Fi is Doctor Who. But if I'm being completely objective... I'd say it's Doctor Whom.
   ^*
4. A blind man walks into a library and asks, "Do you have any books on tape?" The librarian says, "Yes, yes we do, but it's not a very interesting subject."
5. If you ask me what my favorite rock band is and I'm being subjective, I'd say The Who. If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom.
6. A mugger holds a man at gunpoint and says, "Give me your wallet or you're science!" The man says, "Don't you mean history?"
   The mugger yells, "Don't try to change the subject!"
7. I asked my father what it was like learning Braille, but he didn't want to tell me. I didn't realize it was such a touchy subject.
8. A photographer was killed on the job. His photography subjects tried to warn him but apparently a giant wheel of coagulated milk crushed him.
9. My dad once told me that essays are like bikinis ... Big enough to cover the subject, but small enough to keep it interesting.
10. I bought my wife a stripper pole for our anniversary and installed it in our bedroom. Whenever I ask her if she likes it, she just dances around the subject.

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Subject One Liners

Which subject one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with subject? I can suggest the ones about objective and material.

1. Genders are like the twin towers There used to be 2 of them but now it's a touchy subject
2. Did you hear about the photographer who ran out of subjects? He shot himself.
3. What was the seal's favorite subject in school? ART ART ART!
4. What's a feminist's favorite subject? Triggernometry.
5. Hey guys please don't make fun of braille. It's a very *touchy* subject
6. I don't like talking about my childhood as a church choir boy it is a touchy subject
7. He didn't avoid the subject of his erectile dysfunction, it just never came up.
8. What is the owl's favorite school subject? Owlgebra
9. you'd think a discussion about water would be boring but it's never a dry subject
10. I feel like 2nd base is a really Touchy subject
11. How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero? 0K
12. A subject and verb walk into a bar... They have a disagreement.
    They walks out.
13. Circumcision is a sensitive subject... ...but not as sensitive as it used to be.
14. Which school subject was the witch's favorite? Spelling!
15. At the laboratory, what did they name their first experimental subject? Lab rat Tory

School Subject Jokes

Here is a list of funny school subject jokes and even better school subject puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups. Apparently, it's a very touchy subject.
• What is a woman's favourite subject at school? History. They are great at bringing up stuff from the past.
• Despite my excellence in all other school subjects, I always got bad grades in Greek history. It was my Achille's elbow
• My least favorite subject in school was Ancient History. The teachers tended to Babylon
• School should be like a woman's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject matter, short enough to keep things interesting
• ELI5 What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about? Ooops... wrong sub.
• What is a chicken's favorite subject in school? Eggonomics!
• Dracula Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math? Because he likes to Count.
• What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!
• What's a librarians favourite subject at school? Scilence

History Subject Jokes

Here is a list of funny history subject jokes and even better history subject puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was being mugged the other day... The guy said, "Give me all your money or else you're biology!"
  I said, "Don't you mean history?"
  He told me "Don't change the subject!"
• Columbus Day is a really sore subject for me. It's so hard for me to honor the holiday while ignoring one of the biggest crimes in human history... The introduction of Tobacco into western society.
• A bank robber is robbing a bank Robber: Put all the money in this bag or you're geography.
  Banker: Don't you mean 'history'?
  Robber: Don't change the subject!

Maths Subject Jokes

Here is a list of funny maths subject jokes and even better maths subject puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• One of the kids I'm tutoring told me this joke today: What maths subject do fish study? Algaebra
• I strongly dislike the subject of math However, I am partial to fractions.

English Subject Jokes

Here is a list of funny english subject jokes and even better english subject puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "A boy jumped through the window". What is the subject? English literature
• Why was Fam's favorite subject English? Because it's Lit.

Subject Verb Agreement Jokes

Here is a list of funny subject verb agreement jokes and even better subject verb agreement puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Breaking: Betsy DeVos has cancelled.... the subject-verb agreement.

Hilarious Subject Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about subject you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean aspect jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make subject pranks.