The Best 9 Subatomic Particles Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Subatomic Particles jokes. There are some subatomic particles jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these subatomic particles puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Subatomic Particles Jokes and Puns

What did the subatomic particle do when he saw the bus was about to leave?

He lepton!

Did you hear the one about the subatomic particle that refused to pay the bus fare?

It just lepton.

I've been calibrating my new device which measures the electric charge of subatomic particles by testing it on Protons

So far, the results have been positive.

I once overheard two physicists debating over the mass of subatomic particles..

They were mass-debating

I saw a doctor's office that does proton therapy.

I never thought that subatomic particles would need therapy, but I guess it's not easy being positive all the time.


Scientists don't trust subatomic particles.

They just make up everything.

Why do subatomic particles go to the gym?

To have spin classes.

Science at its finest.

Why are all subatomic particles gay?

Because they are all atoms

We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us.

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