The Best 18 Subatomic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Subatomic jokes. There are some subatomic indivisible jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these subatomic particle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Subatomic Jokes and Puns

What does a subatomic duck say?


What did the subatomic duck say?

Quark Quark.

What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle?


Subatomic joke, What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle?

What did the subatomic quantum pirate say to the theoretical physicist?

Walk the Planck

What did the subatomic particle do when he saw the bus was about to leave?

He lepton!

Did you hear the one about the subatomic particle that refused to pay the bus fare?

It just lepton.

I've been calibrating my new device which measures the electric charge of subatomic particles by testing it on Protons

So far, the results have been positive.

Subatomic joke, I've been calibrating my new device which measures the electric charge of subatomic particles by tes

I once overheard two physicists debating over the mass of subatomic particles..

They were mass-debating

I saw a doctor's office that does proton therapy.

I never thought that subatomic particles would need therapy, but I guess it's not easy being positive all the time.

What sound does a subatomic duck make?


Scientists don't trust subatomic particles.

They just make up everything.

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Why do subatomic particles go to the gym?

To have spin classes.

Did you hear Charlize Theron has been cast in the next Ant-Man movie?

It's going to be called "Subatomic Blonde."

Where do most neutrons live?

In sub-atomic particle divisions.

What do you get when you cross an ant-eater with a sub-atomic particle?

An ard-quark!

Science at its finest.

Why are all subatomic particles gay?

Because they are all atoms

Subatomic joke, Science at its finest.

What sound does a subatomic Cow make?


Ever notice how at subatomic levels, everything starts rhyming?

You've got muons and gluons, protons and neutrons, but that higgs boson, what a radical.

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