Styx Jokes
19 styx jokes and hilarious styx puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about styx that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Styx Short Jokes
Short styx jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The styx humour may include short river jokes also.
- Charron, the ferryman of the dead, has a tough job I admire him though. He really Styx with it
- A Limerick There once was a man from the Styx
Who liked to write Limericks
But he failed at the sport
Because he wrote them too short - Charon hasn't been promoted for millenia, his job isn't that good. He styx with it though.
- Styx and The Rolling Stones I think Styx and The Rolling Stones should've toured together
They could've called it the Break Your Bones Tour - I ordered each song by Styx in order from most favorite to least favorite. It took me a full day to complete. I've got too much time on my hands.
- I met a Native American fan of Styx the other day. We talked for a bit, and he had to leave. I realized I didn't know his name. So I asked, and he told me he was called "Tecumsehlaway".
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Styx One Liners
Which styx one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with styx? I can suggest the ones about knack and nirvana.
- Why does Cerberus like the underworld so much? Because of the Styx
- Recently joined a Styx cover band We play the same songs, but heavier. We're called Logz.
- What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together? It wood rock.
- What is Hades' favorite form of transportation? Pogo Styx.
- What's a dogs favorite band? Styx
- U should try the salmon in river styxs Its too die for
Cheeky Styx Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about styx you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean muse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make styx pranks.
Everyone knows the story of Achilles, but no one remembers his twin brother Bophadese.
Their mother Thetis, dunked them both into the River Styx to make them immortal. She held Achilles by the heel and Bophades by the t**..., and while everyone has heard of Achilles Heel, very few are familiar with Bophades Nuts.
Have you ever heard of the Greek hero Bophades?
He was one of the heroes who fought in the t**... War. His story is similar to the story of Achilles. When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him in the river Styx, as to make him invincible in battle. However, just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. Because his mother held him by the groin, this was where he became vulnerable. In the case of Achilles, this was his heel. So you may have heard of Achilles' heel, or the Achilles' tendon, but I bet you have never heard of Bophades nuts.
It is a little risky to download Come Sail Away or Satisfaction from the internet. Turn, Turn, Turn is perfectly safe however.
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but The Byrds will never hurt you.
