The Best 9 Styrofoam Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Styrofoam jokes. There are some styrofoam foam jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these styrofoam cellophane puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Styrofoam Jokes and Puns

I remember when McDonald's switched from styrofoam to cardboard and paper.

I'm still wondering when they're going to start using actual meat.

If it looks like Styrofoam, feels like Styrofoam, and tastes like Styrofoam.

It's a rice cracker.

What's the difference between a joke on here and styrofoam?

Styrofoam can't be recycled

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

What's the difference between an IRS agent and Styrofoam?

The IRS agent doesn't hurt the the environment when you light him on fire.


Did you hear about Trump's collection of styrofoam wildebeests?

Probably for the best, it was fake gnus, anyways....

Did you hear about the styrofoam man that worked on an electric train?

He was fired because he was an awful conductor.

How do you make a dead baby float?

Nail a piece of styrofoam to its head.

Follow your heart.

It's in the styrofoam container in the back of that pick up truck.

Step on it! You haven't much time!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the styrofoam spatula jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working styrofoam teabag piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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