Stylist Jokes
21 stylist jokes and hilarious stylist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stylist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laughter is the best medicine, especially for cancer patients. Whether you're a hair stylist or a patient, get ready to share a laugh with some of the best stylist jokes out there. From the perfect hairdo to chemotherapy, alopecia, and more, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to anyone's face.
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Funniest Stylist Short Jokes
Short stylist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stylist humour may include short hairdresser jokes also.
- How did the speed runner beat the world record on hair stylist simulator? He took a shortcut.
- hannah Baker's short hair is horrendous. I thought her hair stylist would be the thirteenth reason why.
- A girl walks into a hair salon and asks to get her hair done... The hair stylist replies " I can make your hair soft with one condition."
- My girlfriend is a cosmetologist, but sometimes she calls herself a stylist. I think she is just splitting hairs.
- What did the hair stylist do when his client showed up without having showered in months? He just dreaded it!
- Why did Karen ask her stylist for an ugly haircut? So she could ask to speak to the manager.
- Hairstylist not needed I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning
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Stylist One Liners
Which stylist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stylist? I can suggest the ones about designer and hair style.
- Did you hear about the narcoleptic hair stylist? He dyed in his sleep.
- What do you call a barber that only works on bald people? An air stylist.
- How do hair stylists get in shape? Curling Iron.
- What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on? The barber ran
- Why do men love dating hair stylists? They think an inch is five inches.
- What's a boxing hair stylist's speciality? Bob and weaves
- Why are hair stylists the best psychopaths? Because they want everybody to dye.
- I wanted to be a hair stylist for bald people.
- What's Griffindor favorites hair stylist? Hair Potter.
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Laughter Stylist Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about stylist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fashion designer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stylist pranks.
A Newcastle girl goes into a hair salon
The stylist says "Why aye lass, what do yee want?"
"Can I have a perm please?" says the customer. The stylist responds:
*Ah wandered lernley as a cloud that flerts on high oer vales an' hills...*
Everyone knows comedian Bill Burr, most don't realize he has a huge family with lots of talent.
His mother, Barb, is a famous hair stylist.
Rob, his brother is in jail for theft.
His sister Cally is a great gunsmith.
Lastly, don't forget about his cousin the famous lumberjack, Tim.
Teacher asked kids to tell her what they liked the most about her and she would tell them who they would be when they grew up.
Sally : I like your hair teacher!
Teacher: well, you're going to be a hair stylist!
George : I like your teeth teacher!
T : Well, you're going to be a dentist.
Then little Johhny jumps out of his seat and yells : I already know what i'm gonna be!
T : well, tell us.
Johhny : A milkman!
Al Gore is in the wrong line of work
Some people's names match their careers surprisingly well. Imagine a psychic named Krystal Ball or a stylist named Barbera Cutter.
But Al Gore is a failure in this regard. He had the perfect opportunity to start a math rock band in the 80s or 90s and just chose to not. It should have been fate.
I personally will never let it go that I'll never hear an album from the math rock legends the Al Gore Rhythms.
A lawyer, garbage collector, and hair stylist sit down at a bar
The lawyer orders a shot of whiskey and drinks it right away. The garbage collector orders some tequila and downs it immidiatly. The hair stylist says "I don't do shots" and then quickly dies of polio.
