Style Jokes

• Short Style Jokes
• Style One Liners
• Hair Style Jokes
• Old Style Jokes
• Rodeo Style Jokes
• More Style Jokes

Funniest Style Short Jokes

Short style jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The style humour may include short font jokes also.

1. A joke I wrote in the style of Mitch Hedberg... I'm gonna change my name to 'marriage,' man.
   That way, all those girls out there can be saving themselves for *me*!
2. I love taco bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time.
3. Do you know how to make Notre Dame style eggs? You put them in a bowl way too big for it...and then beat repeatedly for 3 hours
4. My wife got angry when I said "Samsung"... Apparently that was the wrong answer to: "What oven should I buy to match my cooking style?"
5. Women have been sleeping with me lately like it's going out of style. Less frequently and with a fair amount of shame.
6. My teacher told me to sit Indian style.... So I sat out on the curb with a bottle of whiskey.
7. I'd like to rent a pueblo style building and open a business selling photographic prints. It will be called: Adobe Photo Shop
8. The day I met her, I knew she was a keeper. She completely lacked the skill, style or flair necessary to play out-field.
9. Rumors are that Harry Styles is BiSexual according to a recent interview I hear they're going to change the name of the band to 'Both Directions'
10. What do you get when you cross a gladiatorial-style tournament with children? The Younger Games

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Style One Liners

Which style one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with style? I can suggest the ones about lass and pattern.

1. I made a gun in the style of a social justice warrior It has too many triggers though.
2. What do you call an accordionist who can play any style of music? A multitasker.
3. Why did the winter solstice start a fashion blog? It had a "bright" sense of style.
4. How do dumplings like to party? “Pot-sticker” style!
5. What's a Trump supporters favorite fighting style? Krav maga
6. Man, you gotta hand it to Elon Musk… He knows how to dispose of a dead body in style.
7. I just ordered a Chicago style pizza. It started shooting as soon I opened the box.
8. What did the pee say when it was blocked by a kidney stone? "u**... my way."
9. What does a bee use to style its hair? A honey comb.
10. Hillary Clinton Style Condoms! *Rigged for her pleasure*
11. Where did Harry Styles go to school? Watermelon Sugar High
12. What's a poor artist's favourite style? Baroque.
13. What style of potato chips does Santa Claus like best? Kringle Cut
14. What is Donald's favorite car style ? A Coupe
15. What fighting style does an amputee use? Partial arts

Hair Style Jokes

Here is a list of funny hair style jokes and even better hair style puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How does Moses style his hair? With a parting
• Why did the Rastafarian change his hair style? Because it was dreadful.
• What does Aquaman style his hair with? BP Oil
• What does a bee style his hair with? A honey comb!
• The hair styles in the 80s were just a marketing ploy to sell more hair styling products. Thanks Big Hair.
• What hair style is a calf's favorite?
  The cowlick.
• I had my hair styled on top of a chicken coop today and the barber did a great job! It really was A Cut Above the roost
• Recently started working with homosexuals, I'm having a hard time dealing with the sticky mess. But they insist I style my hair using gel to appear more professional.
• What do you call a quantum physicist's hair style? Schrödinger's cut
• In what style does the man on the moon cut his hair? Buzz cut.

Old Style Jokes

Here is a list of funny old style jokes and even better old style puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I've started to take the SJW movement seriously and have applied it to my parenting style It's why I'm ignoring all my 10-month olds privileged white male tears.
• What does Hillary Clinton do with her old, out-of-style clothes? She wears them.
• I was talking to a painter once I asked him why did he insist on old styles, he told me that old habits dye hard
• If a seagull flys over the sea, then what flys over the bay? A bagel!
  (Came up with this Louis c**... style slapstick literature at 5 years old, give me bronze)
• What has six legs, two arms and no teeth? An old couple going d**....

Rodeo Style Jokes

Here is a list of funny rodeo style jokes and even better rodeo style puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Rodeo s**... When you're making love to your girl d**... and bend over and whisper in her ear, this is how your sister likes it too , and try and hold on for 8 seconds.
• Do you know the s**... position called "rodeo"? It's when you mount your partner d**..., say "this is how your sister likes it as well" and try to stay in as long as you can.
• Have you ever had s**... rodeo style? That's where you mount your wife from behind and tell her, "This is how my girlfriend and I do it." And then try to stay on for 8 seconds.

Humorous Style Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about style you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shape jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make style pranks.