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I'm gonna change my name to 'marriage,' man.
That way, all those girls out there can be saving themselves for *me*!
Interviewing an arab for a visa
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,........isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast
You put them in a bowl way too big for it...and then beat repeatedly for 3 hours
I stole her cultural identity so I could take her land
So I sat out on the curb with a bottle of whiskey.
He had a very eunuch style.
and says:
- Everything seems OK, but I am worried about those bruised knees and elbows.
- Oh, it's because of all the doggy style sex I have.
- Don't you know any other position?
- I do, but my doggy doesn't.
Consul: Your name please?
Arab: Abu Zina.
Consul: Sex?
Arab: Every day.
Consul: Er, I mean, male or female?
Arab: Don't matter, sometimes even Camel.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and donkey too.
Consul: Isn't that hostile?
Arab: Hosstyle, Dogstyle, any style!.
Consul: Oh dear!
Arab: No deer! run too fast.
Boy: "Daddy, what are they doing?"
Dad: "Oh...uh...they're just making a puppy."
Later that night daddy and mommy put the boy to sleep and go off to their bedroom. After a couple glasses of wine they get at it. Suddenly the door opens and their son is standing at the foot of the bed.
Boy: "Daddy, what are you and mommy doing?"
Dad: "Oh...We're just making a baby."
Boy: "Well turn mommy over because I want a puppy."
Because that's almost an hour in dog time...
Their child walks in on them.
When the child asks what they are doing, the parents respond with "We're making you a sibling".
The child then says, "I want a dog. Do it doggy style."
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I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back to the time I took my son out for his first drink.
Off we went to our local bar, which is only two blocks from the house.
I got him a Guinness Stout. He didn't like it - so I drank it.
Then I got him an Old Style. He didn't like it either, so I drank it.
It was the same with the Coors and the Bud.
By the time we got down to the Irish whiskey . . .
I could hardly push his stroller back home.
I get hard every time.
It has too many triggers though.
1st get your girl in doggy style and slide in real deep.
Now lean forward and wrap your arms around her real deep.
Now here's the bull part, bring your lips near her ear and whisper another girl's name and see how long you can stay on. Good luck.
*Rigged for her pleasure*
That was falling with style
Snoop Doggy style.
The man is going for it missionary style, he slides up her body, kisses her softly and whispers in her ear, "Baby, I wanna 69!". Immediately, her face turns from pleasure to confusion and anger, she replies, "You want Salt and Pepper Chicken NOW?"
Apparently that was the wrong answer to: "What oven should I buy to match my cooking style?"
The most used sexual position among married couples is doggy style...
The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
Mom: "I want a girl, I want a girl, I want a girl".
Dad: "I will give you a girl, I will give you a girl".
Son is watching through the door.
Listening.
Then runs in the bedroom, jumps on the bed, gets in the doggy position.
And says: "I want a bike and colored pencils".
Doggy Style.
The husband sits up and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
"*The Monitors Are Down ...*", performed live for the first time today in downtown New York City, has been praised for a unique nihilistic style and pertinent statements regarding the internet-induced apathy of today's youth.
So I might try missionary style with him instead
A bagel!
(Came up with this Louis CK style slapstick literature at 5 years old, give me bronze)
...he asks his parents what are they doing:
"We're making your sister "
"Do her doggy style, i want a puppy!"
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
I beg and she rolls over and plays dead
Now that's a protest I can get behind.
Two buddies were drinking while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" Asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly..."
"I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."
She completely lacked the skill, style or flair necessary to play out-field.
So I licked her face, crapped on the carpet and bit her mailman in the ankle
- Yes
- Name?
- Abdul bal-Rhasib
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't it hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast.
Different Strokes for Different Folks
Less frequently and with a fair amount of shame.
Propaganda Style.
He knows how to dispose of a dead body in style.
..."Why have you got those marks on your knees?" her friend asked.
"Oh! It's from making love. Doggy style."
"Well, why don't you change positions then?"
"I'm willing, but the dog isn't."
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
When you're making love to your girl doggy style and bend over and whisper in her ear, this is how your sister likes it too , and try and hold on for 8 seconds.
That way they can **BOTH** watch NASCAR.
Yeah, it was a disc co. Inferno!
The husband sits and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.
Doggy style.
The dad later explained to the boy that they were making a baby. The boy thought for a moment and said, Can you do doggy style? I want a puppy instead.
Doggy style.
Never turn your back on family.
An arab at airport:
\- Name?
\- Abdul Al Razhib.
\- Sex?
\- Three to five times a week.
\- No, no, I mean: male or female?
\- Yes... male, female, sometimes camel.
\- Holly cow!
\- Yes... cow, dog, even sheep.
\- But isn't that hostile?
\- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
\- Oh, dear!
\- No, no... deer run to fast!
A : "No"
Q : "Do you have 10 minutes ?"
In my defense it was doggy style so it's more like 14 minutes.
Cat replies: You want people to steal my style like they stole yours?, NEVER!!!!
Baroque.
Because last time while fetching the ball she fell into the lake
She rolled over and played dead
It's so boring just the one way we have sex. It's called doggy style.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
By living a sedimentary life style.
###I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead.
A honey comb.
It started shooting as soon I opened the box.
The local media can't help but notice the prince's unusual head wear. It's a Davy Crocket style hat made entirely from fox fur, complete with a tail. A reporter speaks up. "Welcome to Kelmscott Your Royal Highness. If you don't mind me asking, why have you chosen to wear that particular hat today"? The Prince responded "Well, I told Daddy over the telephone this morning that I was visiting a small town called Kelmscott and he immediately replied, Kelmscott? Wear the fox hat"
They could have named it Semper Fu.
Him well it was DOGGY STYLE so that's 14 in dog minutes
Krav MAGA
The genie in his traditional style offered three wishes to them, so they decided to split the three wishes amongst them. The first worker said:
"I wish for a party yacht with hundreds of beautiful girls crawling all over me."
Poof, and he was gone. Seeing this, the second worker eagerly said:
"I wish for a castle with hundreds of staff and a limitless credit card."
Poof, and he too was gone. Scratching his stubble, the boss sighed.
"I want those two goddamn loafers back in the office before lunch break ends!"
Moo-saics
It said "I'm a big metal fan"
"I prefer four door," I said.
I'm surprised we're still married
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