The Best 67 Style Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Style jokes. There are some style flair jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these style unique puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Style Jokes and Puns
A joke I wrote in the style of Mitch Hedberg...
I'm gonna change my name to 'marriage,' man.
That way, all those girls out there can be saving themselves for *me*!
Interviewing Arab for US visa
Interviewing an arab for a visa
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,........isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast
Do you know how to make Notre Dame style eggs?
You put them in a bowl way too big for it...and then beat repeatedly for 3 hours
I did a girl missionary style
I stole her cultural identity so I could take her land
My teacher told me to sit Indian style....
So I sat out on the curb with a bottle of whiskey.
Did you hear about the castrated hipster?
He had a very eunuch style.
Doctor is examining a young women...
and says:
- Everything seems OK, but I am worried about those bruised knees and elbows.
- Oh, it's because of all the doggy style sex I have.
- Don't you know any other position?
- I do, but my doggy doesn't.
An Arab national is interviewed at the Embassy for a visa:
Consul: Your name please?
Arab: Abu Zina.
Consul: Sex?
Arab: Every day.
Consul: Er, I mean, male or female?
Arab: Don't matter, sometimes even Camel.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and donkey too.
Consul: Isn't that hostile?
Arab: Hosstyle, Dogstyle, any style!.
Consul: Oh dear!
Arab: No deer! run too fast.
A young boy and his father are walking through a park when they see two dogs doing the dirty.
Boy: "Daddy, what are they doing?"
Dad: "Oh...uh...they're just making a puppy."
Later that night daddy and mommy put the boy to sleep and go off to their bedroom. After a couple glasses of wine they get at it. Suddenly the door opens and their son is standing at the foot of the bed.
Boy: "Daddy, what are you and mommy doing?"
Dad: "Oh...We're just making a baby."
Boy: "Well turn mommy over because I want a puppy."
Men shouldn't feel bad if they only last 8 minutes doing it doggy style...
Because that's almost an hour in dog time...
A married couple are having sex...
Their child walks in on them.
When the child asks what they are doing, the parents respond with "We're making you a sibling".
The child then says, "I want a dog. Do it doggy style."
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An Irishman's First Drink With His Son
I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back to the time I took my son out for his first drink.
Off we went to our local bar, which is only two blocks from the house.
I got him a Guinness Stout. He didn't like it - so I drank it.
Then I got him an Old Style. He didn't like it either, so I drank it.
It was the same with the Coors and the Bud.
By the time we got down to the Irish whiskey . . .
I could hardly push his stroller back home.
I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want...
I get hard every time.
I made a gun in the style of a social justice warrior
It has too many triggers though.
New Sex Position called Raging bull... [NSFW]
1st get your girl in doggy style and slide in real deep.
Now lean forward and wrap your arms around her real deep.
Now here's the bull part, bring your lips near her ear and whisper another girl's name and see how long you can stay on. Good luck.
Hillary Clinton Style Condoms!
*Rigged for her pleasure*
In "Captain Sully", technically speaking, Tom Hanks did not fly a plane on to the Hudson River
That was falling with style
My girlfriend likes it from behind while she's smoking a blunt.
Snoop Doggy style.
A Chinese man is making love to his wife...
The man is going for it missionary style, he slides up her body, kisses her softly and whispers in her ear, "Baby, I wanna 69!". Immediately, her face turns from pleasure to confusion and anger, she replies, "You want Salt and Pepper Chicken NOW?"
My wife got angry when I said "Samsung"...
Apparently that was the wrong answer to: "What oven should I buy to match my cooking style?"
Based on statistics
The most used sexual position among married couples is doggy style...
The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
A dad is having sex with mom doggy style...
Mom: "I want a girl, I want a girl, I want a girl".
Dad: "I will give you a girl, I will give you a girl".
Son is watching through the door.
Listening.
Then runs in the bedroom, jumps on the bed, gets in the doggy position.
And says: "I want a bike and colored pencils".
What's a married couples favorite sex position?
Doggy Style.
The husband sits up and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
Fans around the globe are rockin' out to Mariah Carey's latest hit single ...
"*The Monitors Are Down ...*", performed live for the first time today in downtown New York City, has been praised for a unique nihilistic style and pertinent statements regarding the internet-induced apathy of today's youth.
When it comes to gay sex, I think the backwards views of my grandfather are disgusting
So I might try missionary style with him instead
If a seagull flys over the sea, then what flys over the bay?
A bagel!
(Came up with this Louis CK style slapstick literature at 5 years old, give me bronze)
A small boy walks in on his parents having sex...
...he asks his parents what are they doing:
"We're making your sister "
"Do her doggy style, i want a puppy!"
A reporter goes to the Middle East for an interview.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
We usually do it doggy style
I beg and she rolls over and plays dead
Apparently, there is a protest today in favor of doggy style sex.
Now that's a protest I can get behind.
Doggie Style
Two buddies were drinking while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" Asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly..."
"I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."
The day I met her, I knew she was a keeper.
She completely lacked the skill, style or flair necessary to play out-field.
This girl once told me she wanted me to do it doggy style.
So I licked her face, crapped on the carpet and bit her mailman in the ankle
Do you speak english?
- Yes
- Name?
- Abdul bal-Rhasib
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't it hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast.
What did Louis CK call his style of management where he interacts with each employee on an individual basis?
Different Strokes for Different Folks
Women have been sleeping with me lately like it's going out of style.
Less frequently and with a fair amount of shame.
What do you call North Korean K-Pop?
Propaganda Style.
Man, you gotta hand it to Elon Musk…
He knows how to dispose of a dead body in style.
Miranda had scraped knees...
..."Why have you got those marks on your knees?" her friend asked.
"Oh! It's from making love. Doggy style."
"Well, why don't you change positions then?"
"I'm willing, but the dog isn't."
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Rodeo Sex
When you're making love to your girl doggy style and bend over and whisper in her ear, this is how your sister likes it too , and try and hold on for 8 seconds.
Why do rednecks like to do it doggie style?
That way they can **BOTH** watch NASCAR.
Did you hear about the 70s style record company that burned down?
Yeah, it was a disc co. Inferno!
Studies show that doggy is the most common sex style among married couples.
The husband sits and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.
What do you call a dog's fashion sense?
Doggy style.
A little boy walks in on his parents having sex.
The dad later explained to the boy that they were making a baby. The boy thought for a moment and said, Can you do doggy style? I want a puppy instead.
What sex position is banned in Alabama?
Doggy style.
Never turn your back on family.
An arab at airport
An arab at airport:
\- Name?
\- Abdul Al Razhib.
\- Sex?
\- Three to five times a week.
\- No, no, I mean: male or female?
\- Yes... male, female, sometimes camel.
\- Holly cow!
\- Yes... cow, dog, even sheep.
\- But isn't that hostile?
\- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
\- Oh, dear!
\- No, no... deer run to fast!
Q : "Do you the difference between 5 minutess of sodomy and 5 minutes of doggy style ? "
A : "No"
Q : "Do you have 10 minutes ?"
My girlfriend is mad because I could only last 2 minutes in bed
In my defense it was doggy style so it's more like 14 minutes.
A dog asks a cat : Why do u always hide when having sex ????????
Cat replies: You want people to steal my style like they stole yours?, NEVER!!!!
What's a poor artist's favourite style?
Baroque.
My wife dosent like doggy style anymore
Because last time while fetching the ball she fell into the lake
I ask my wife if we could try to do it doggy style...
She rolled over and played dead
My wife and I only have sex one way
It's so boring just the one way we have sex. It's called doggy style.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
How do you get a kidney stone?
By living a sedimentary life style.
My wife and I do it doggy style....
###I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead.
What does a bee use to style its hair?
A honey comb.
I just ordered a Chicago style pizza.
It started shooting as soon I opened the box.
Prince William is visiting Kelmscott, Western Australia
The local media can't help but notice the prince's unusual head wear. It's a Davy Crocket style hat made entirely from fox fur, complete with a tail. A reporter speaks up. "Welcome to Kelmscott Your Royal Highness. If you don't mind me asking, why have you chosen to wear that particular hat today"? The Prince responded "Well, I told Daddy over the telephone this morning that I was visiting a small town called Kelmscott and he immediately replied, Kelmscott? Wear the fox hat"
Man, the US Marine Corps really screwed up when they named their hand to hand fighting style the 'Marine Corps Martial Arts Program'.
They could have named it Semper Fu.
Me wow you barely lasted 2 minutes!
Him well it was DOGGY STYLE so that's 14 in dog minutes
What's a Trump supporters favorite fighting style?
Krav MAGA
A boss and his two workers had a genie appear before them...
The genie in his traditional style offered three wishes to them, so they decided to split the three wishes amongst them. The first worker said:
"I wish for a party yacht with hundreds of beautiful girls crawling all over me."
Poof, and he was gone. Seeing this, the second worker eagerly said:
"I wish for a castle with hundreds of staff and a limitless credit card."
Poof, and he too was gone. Scratching his stubble, the boss sighed.
"I want those two goddamn loafers back in the office before lunch break ends!"
Which art style are cows best at?
Moo-saics
I went to a wind farm and asked a windmill what it's favorite style of music is
It said "I'm a big metal fan"
When we were house shopping a decade back, my wife asked what style of house I liked. "Tudor?" She asked.
"I prefer four door," I said.
I'm surprised we're still married
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