The Best 13 Stutterer Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Stutterer jokes. There are some stutterer inarticulate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stutterer mumble puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Stutterer Jokes and Puns
So, a stutterer was a wedding
He stand's up and says:
-hip, hip
And then everyone on the wedding party said with their glasses raised:
-HURRAY
The stutterer, tried again, but louder
-HIP!! HIP!!
Everyone raised their glasses again and shouted out of their lungs!
-HUURRAAAAY!!!!!
The stutterer, again, yelled with both arms raised!!
-HIIPPPP !! HIPPP!!!
Everyone on the party became one, all the happiness expressed with one single shout!
-HURRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
But then, everyone was killed by a herd of ~~hippopotamus~~ Hippopotamuses
Well... Well... Well...
Welcome to stutterers anonymous
Three guys are on a motorcycle. The guy in the middle is a stutterer.
All of a sudden the stutterer says: "F-f-f-f-f-"
Driver: Faster?
Stutterer: F-f-f-f-f-f-f
Driver: "You want me to go faster?"
Stutterer: "F-f-f-f-f-f"
Driver: I can't go any faster.
Stutterer: F-f-f-f Frank f-f-f-f-fell off.
What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?
One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.
Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?
He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."
A stuttering man wants to join the army
So he arrives at the base and gets in line. The first man approaches the drill seargent.
"Soldier, what do you want to do?"
"I want to drive a tank!" He is put to the tanks
The next man approaches. "I want to fly a plane!". So he takes to the skies in a fighter jet.
The stutterer then comes up.
"What do you want to to?"
"uh....uh-uh-uh---uh-uh-uh-uh..."
He was put in charge of the machine guns.
We all were laughing
It was all laugh and giggles until we realised that the stutterer wanted a hamburger.
It was all laugh and fun until...
...the stutterer asked for the ham
lets get racist
My brother was a racist stutterer and he tried to get me to join the KKK and I was like by god man, spit it out.
It was all laughs...
...until we knew that the stutterer wanted ham.
What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?
A stutterer.
You can explore stutterer speech reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean stutterer stutter dad jokes. There are also stutterer puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
In every stutterer lives DJ
Two stutterers went to order food
They didn't.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stutterer louder jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working stutterer mee piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.