The Best 35 Stutter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stutter jokes. There are some stutter stutterer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stutter mumble puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stutter Jokes and Puns

My brother who has a stutter is in prison.

It's just heartbreaking knowing he will never finish his sentence.

A guy with a stutter died in prison

before he could finish his sentence.

A man with a stutter is visiting the doctor....

A man with a stutter is visiting the doctor.

"How's the stutter?", asks the doctor.

"It's g-getting better. My mate calls me D-Donkey," replies the man.

"Any idea why?" The doctor asks.

"No, but he aw he aw he aw he always calls me that."

Stutter joke, A man with a stutter is visiting the doctor....

After nearly a month of trying, my wife finally told me that she is pregnant.

She has the worst stutter ever.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "O-o-one b-b-beer, p-please."

The bartender tells him, "I used to have a stutter too. Then one day, my wife gave me head, and from that point on I was cured!" The guy gets really excited and runs out the door without ever getting his beer.

The next day, the guy walks back into the bar and says, "O-o-one b-b-beer, p-please."

The bartender asks him, "It didn't work, huh?"

The guy says, "N-n-nope. B-but y-your h-h-house is r-r-really n-n-nice."


Man tries to open a bank account

Teller asks him : "Your name?"
"J-j-jj-hhh-on S-ss-mm-i-tthh"
"Oh you stutter?"
"No my dad did but the person who did by birth certificate was a complete moron."

After a few weeks of trying, my wife just told me she's pregnant.

She has the worst stutter ever.

Stutter joke, After a few weeks of trying, my wife just told me she's pregnant.

What do you call a cow with a stutter that makes chocolate milk?

Cacao

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor.

Asking the man in charge to put a picture of a turkey saying "Happy Thanksgiving!" on one thigh and a picture of Santa saying "Merry Christmas!" on the other. The man looked confused by her odd request, so he asked her why. She calmly looked at him and replied without even a stutter. "My husband always complains that there's nothing good to eat between Christmas and Thanksgiving."

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Stutter

An old man walks up to a kid waiting at a bus stop. He says to the boy h-how d-d-do I g-get t-to high st-street? The boy looks at him but doesn't answer. The old man asks the boy a second time, and no answer. By this time, another man came by the bus stop, and gave the directions. Knowing the boy as being a local kid, he says to him "why didn't you give that man directions? Your local you know where it is." The boy replied "d-did you t-think I-I w-wanted m-m-my a-ass k-k-kicked?

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After weeks of trying, my wife finally told me that we're expecting our first child

She's got a really bad stutter

After trying for a week, my wife just told me that she is pregnant.

She has the worst stutter ever.

To all the people who I mocked for their stutter

I am so so sorry.

A man goes to audition for an anchor position at a local tv station


A man goes to the television station auditioning for an anchor position.

He sits down in front of the camera and begins, soon it is obvious that he has a terrible stutter, and hisleft eye continuously winks.

The producer says, "Thank you for your audition, we'll let you know."

The man says, "W-w-wait a moment, I c-c-can fix this."

He opens his breifcase, and about 200 condoms fall out, he digs deeper and pulls out a bottle of aspitin.

He take a single aspirin, and then re-reads his copy perfectly, his wink having vanished.

The producer is dumbfounded, and he says, "Thanks fantastic, but what's with the condoms?"

The man says, "This is what they give you if you stutter and wink and ask for aspirin at the pharmacy.

Well... Well... Well...

Welcome to stutterers anonymous

Stutter joke, Well... Well... Well...

So, a stutterer was a wedding

He stand's up and says:

-hip, hip

And then everyone on the wedding party said with their glasses raised:

-HURRAY

The stutterer, tried again, but louder

-HIP!! HIP!!

Everyone raised their glasses again and shouted out of their lungs!

-HUURRAAAAY!!!!!

The stutterer, again, yelled with both arms raised!!

-HIIPPPP !! HIPPP!!!

Everyone on the party became one, all the happiness expressed with one single shout!

-HURRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

But then, everyone was killed by a herd of ~~hippopotamus~~ Hippopotamuses

A young salesman walks up to a house and knocks on the door. The most beautiful woman he has ever seen answers, dressed in only a slinky negligee. She asks "Do you like what you see?" Slack jawed, the man finally manages to stutter "uh... yes, very much!"

She says "Quickly, step inside, I think I hear someone coming."

Once inside the beautiful woman drops her negligee and is completely naked. With a smile she asks "What do you think is the most sensitive part of my body?"

The salesman says "I guess that would have to be your ears."

"My ears? On this luscious body, you think my ears are the most sensitive?"

"Well, yes. When you said you heard somebody coming, that was me!"

My buddy who had a stutter died in jail

He couldn't finish his sentence


Is it possible to stutter in sign language?

Yes, it's called Parkinson's

7 year old: "Are you gay?"

Me: "No."

7 year old: "But gay means happy, so you are saying you are not happy."

Me: "Did I stutter?"

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

Well, well, well...

Welcome to stutter class.

A stuttering friend of mine died in jail the other day..

.....he couldn't finish his sentence.

Why do stuttering girls give the best head?

They just can't spit it out.

What does a deaf kid missing 3 fingers do?

Stutter

A stuttering man sits in a train

He is in a cabin with two other guys. He asks the one guy: "h-h-hey d-d-d-do you know wha-a-at t-t-time it is?"
The other guy looks at him, doesn't reply. So the stuttering guy repeats his question: "h-h-hey d-d-d-do you know wha-a-at t-t-time it is?"
Still nothing. So the stuttering guy angrily gets off at the next stop. The third guy in the cabin asks:" hey man, why didn't you just tell him the time?"
The other guy replies: "D-d-do you thi-i-ink i wa-a-ant to g-g-get b-b-beaten up?"

My wife would use a vibrator a lot when she was pregnant

Now my kid has a pretty bad stutter

Did you hear about the man with a stutter who went to the shop for a mars bar?

He came back with 50 packs of m and m's

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Helo, my name is Ma-ma-ma-ma-martin.

"You stutter?"
"No, my father did and the registrar was an idiot."

Did you hear about the man with a lethal stutter?

He died of natural pauses

I met an Italian with parkinson's.

He talked with a stutter.

After nearly three months of trying...

...my wife just told me that she's pregnant!!

She has the worst stutter ever!

What is a stuttering ballerinas favourite day of the week

Tu-Tu Tuesday

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stutter dyslexia jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stutter blindness piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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